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Bowen and the Postman by Brian

Our Postie is a lovely man,

He didn’t mean to park his van

On Bowen’s knee,

“AAAaaaahhhhoooooowweeeeee…”

Proverbial fingers burnt.

Important lessons learnt.

Next time Postie delivers a letter

He’s gonna need something bigger and better.

Preferably with an ejection seat,

‘Cus Bowen says, “Revenge is Sweet.”

To avoid the risk of future knocks,

Our lane now has a postal box.

Bowen’s version of events

One day I was walking along waiting on the postman to come. He came, but not as usual he tried to kill me.

And suddenly the next day his van ended up like a giant metal monster.

I was behind the post van… I got a gun and shot a nut out of his machine. The machine blew up, the postman jumped out of his van and fell into the gorse bush and got all prickled.

And I lived happily ever after.