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I am a Beagle. I do not wear clothing. My private parts dangle from my body for all the world to see. I even clean them in public.

Why are Human Beings so silly about showing their private parts?

My parents watched a movie the other day where the “hero” killed more than one hundred, possibly one thousand, people.

That is OkeyDokey, but showing Human Beings’ private parts is bad?

I saw some crazy gal named Miley Cyrus pretty much showed off what little she has of boobies on television and Human Beings went even crazier than her. What was the big (well, little) issue?

I do not know who she is, and I do not care that she displayed her boobies. I show my boobies and other private parts to Human Beings all the time. I wonder what would happen if I did it on television? Where is my agent!?

Oh, please someone explain to me why Human Beings make such a fuzz about nudity...