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timely manner. This is how having friends works. Sometimes you will get together and have a good time, but, like I said before, most of the time you will simply be asking each other what you want to do and never coming to a consensus. Good news, though: You can now move on to the next section.

A PERSON WHO HAS FRIENDS

It is Saturday night and you and your friends are sitting around asking each other what you want to do tonight. You are two hours into asking that question without ever making a decision. Pull out this book, start asking questions, try to stump each other. Now you have something to do without having to make a decision. Just ask the one-pointers, and see how far you can get without getting one wrong. Ask them in order and see which difficulty is the first one you miss. Read the fill-in-the-blank round out loud and see which friend can get the most answers right. There are lots of ways to use this book sitting around on a Saturday night. Just open it up and go!

A PERSON WHO OWNS A BUSINESS WITH A WAITING ROOM

After years of study, schooling, and a mountain of student debt, you are now a dentist, doctor, physical therapist, ocularist (BONUS FACT: an ocularist is someone who makes glass eyes), etc. Now, your problem is, you are massively successful and have a waiting room full of people who want your services. What to do with all those people who are growing to dislike you because of how long you keep them waiting? Solution: Put this book in your waiting room. Everyone loves trivia and everyone loves knowing something that other people don’t. You can now provide that to people for the very affordable cost of this book! Grab a few of these and put them on every flat surface in your waiting room. People will be so engrossed that they will forget about how long you have kept them waiting. Even better, they will share their newly learned facts with you while you examine them, so you will get smarter without ever having to read anything. After all your study, who wants to read any more?

A PERSON WHO IS A CHARITABLE INDIVIDUAL

You are an amazing person. The downside of hosting trivia for a living is that we don’t make the big bucks. But you… You are incredible. You bought this book just to make us happy and put a few bucks in our pocket. It works great to balance a lopsided coffee table. If you buy ten of them, you can use them as a step stool. A couple of pages in