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Chapter 1

Creation of the Worlds.

If HIM could be described by the standards of a Man, then He was pretty annoyed. The EXPERIMENT was again unsuccessful. What Time Does He remake the PROGRAM? It seems that I did everything correctly. What Happened This Time? One was comforting. He is Eternal. It didn’t come together now-fold later. Or Is It Chaos Jokes Again? If it were not for the Sexual Energy, they with Chaos would Eternally walk in implacable Enemies. The same one has only to smile at Her – and Everything goes into the category of a Joke. However, at times, Jokes are quite Sad. Like This Time. Their Trinity has always existed.

NOOS1, CHAOS2 and SEXUAL ENERGY3.

Out of Boredom They Invented Time. She is Life and Love. The latter, by the way, is not without their, Noos and Chaos, help. She Kept Them In Reasonable Balance In This Endless Male Competition. As soon as Chaos came up with Cold and Darkness, Noos kindled the Stars, radiating Light and Warmth.

And then She Began to Teach Them:

“Near Warmth and Light there should be Love and Life!” And Nobody argued with Her. Time was Their Favorite Toy. It could not cause harm – after all, They are Eternal. But They Amused, as They Wanted. Could, Fooling around, squeeze, inflate (like a Ball), Accelerate, force to Go Backward, or Hide to Nowhere.

Then Found New Fun. Arranged in Time Holes, Transitions, Bridges, Dead ends. You can’t list everything. The Sexual Energy, smiling, looked at them: Whatever the Children amused themselves, just not to Buzz.

Noos was the first to invent Fun and Humor. Chaos, in counterbalance – Despondency, Boredom and Longing. Noos – Sound, Chaos – Silence. Noos – Warmth and Good, Chaos – Cold and Evil. Noos – Courage and Courage, Chaos – Cowardice and Meanness.

So they would compete endlessly, if She had not advised Them:

– What are your Toys for, if there is no one to show them, not to whom to boast? After all, you are Stubborn – everyone has the Best Toy. And Nobody Will Convince You. At least a stake on Tesha’s “Heads”! There must be Life and Love. Then there will be a place for your Toys – smiling slyly, She inspired them.

And I inspired.

Only Chaos Clarified:

– Then Death and Hatred are needed. Noos was silent. Then I realized that Chaos was right.

Now They Competed – Who Invents The Best Life Form. Lost Counting How Many Experiments Were. Well, and in the “Earthly” Forms Their Fantasy Went for a walk. And Dinosaurs, and Waterfowl, and Mammoths, and Monkeys. Who was not there! Need to Make Flying?

One Trouble – All “Terrestrial” life forms Lacked Mind. What They Wanted. Too long, but in my opinion the correct name is Sexual Energy. Reader, if you will excuse me, then, in short, I will continue to call her – BEAUTY or WOMAN. So that’s it.

The Beauty looked at Their Experiments and, the further – the more, Began to Get Angry. Really Completely Blind! Of course, any of your creation has its own beauty! But you Men are rather peculiar. Maybe, after all, you will finally listen to Me, Not Quite Stupid?! Respect! Do as I Ask! Finally, make people like Us!

– Why not respect a Woman! Yes, we are – Easily! AND CREATED.

Sami Admired. And, since, we practiced TWO, however, not without HER Participation, it turned out – Really Beauty! On Selection! Both Men and Women! Only now, Again, IN OWN way, they DID Something…

Immortals! And All of them were able to do with THEM! And, Naturally, Were Endowed With All Invented Nose And Chaos Toys. Both Good and Bad (it depends on which side you look at).

Although BEAUTY and DISCOVERED THEM: “Well, why do they need Immortality?! After all, this is SUCH Boredom!! And Where is the Element of Novelty?! " Yes, WHO HEARD HER.

Firmly “loopy”! ! Here is the Result of Another Experiment for you! The formation of the Ships of the Immortals stretched out like a lonely wedge in the charred armor of protective screens, in the flashes of nuclear fires.

THEIR Favorite Planet Ir Alpha Stars – Al-ta Ir Constellation Eagle – Great Summer Triangle, Ordered To Live Long. Again, the Immortals did not share something! NOOS and CHAOS embarrassedly turned away from BEAUTY …

“GOT IT OUT?! HOW MUCH IS IT POSSIBLE to step on Rake?! CAN YOU, finally, RENDER THE PROGRAM AS I ASK?!

Why not Fulfill the Women’s “Caprice”? ! Yes WE – Easily! AND CREATED! Themselves were surprised.

NOOS LIGHTED ANOTHER STAR. Called the Sun. NATOALKAL There a Bunch of Planets (or maybe the Ships of the Immortals). To Something – Which Satellites also Attached.

CHAOS, AS IT IS PUTTED, Has Dragged His Quits There. Well, they also sent OWN Immortals – Whom Where. Bully and Drachunov – to Mars. BEAUTY to Venus. The rest – by Calls: – to Jupiter, to Mercury, Saturn, Pluto, Neptune and … Come on. Let’s not talk about Sad.

Here BEAUTY, after all, IMPRESSED ON ITS OWN. “WE MAKE A RESERVE OUT OF THE EARTH! And No Tricks! Enough! Played enough! EXPERIMENT, but – to Measure! “And don’t drag your toys here! Do NOT dilute “long-term construction”! Three days for YOU for everything! Earth Day, Not Astronomical!

FOOT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORKS YOU NEED TO DO, WOMAN?! GIVE AT LEAST A WEEK!

OKAY! A WEEK! AND NOT A DAY LATER! I WILL CHECK YOURSELF! I KNOW YOU, THE MOUNTAIN – BUILDERS! ALL YOU WOULD BE SLEEPED WITH NON-PROPERTIES! And then fix me myself! THEIR MEN’S BUSINESS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT YOU SEE. I HAVE TO DO IT, AS IT WILL BE, I DO NOT ENOUGH OF OWN WOMEN! PREPARE, CLEAN YOUR PIGS, WASH, TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, PUT THE TOYS IN PLACE! I WILL BE FALLING WITH YOUR FEET, AND THIS WOULD ONLY WAIT FOR THE NIGHT, MANIACS! SOCKS DISSOLVE THEIR STICKY, Smell THEIR FRAGRANCES. AND THE ELIGIBLE ETERNALLY COME. WHERE DO they ONLY FIND? I, LIKE, KNOW ALL THE SECRETS. CONSPIRATORS! IN THE BATHROOM DO NOT FUN! SPIRIT, YOU SEE THEM A MAN SHOULD HAVE! GET OWN, AND LET’S SNORE. MEN. I VERY NEED YOUR LOVE AFTER THIS DAY! PROBABLY. NEEDED, EVERYONE. THEY ARE MEN. MY MEN! WILL A REAL MAN EVER APPEAR?

DREAM, WOMAN. NOT HARMFUL. THERE ARE THREE OF US. AND THAT’S ENOUGH! NOT!

I WILL TEACH YOU TO MAKE A Real Man and Two Real Women!

WHY SO? WE HAVE ANOTHER!

I WILL NOT SAY! MY FEMALE SECRET! YOU WOULD KNOW EVERYTHING. I MUST HAVE MY SECRETS ALSO. UNDERSTAND – BECOME REAL MEN!

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, JOCONDA IS FOUND.

LEARN FROM MY MAN!

REALLY NEEDED! YOURSELF WITH USAMI.

LEARN from some earthly one.

A LOT OF HONOR! LET’S LEARN BY YOURSELF!

OH WELL. YOURSELF – SO YOURSELF.

LISTEN, WHAT IS SHE LOOKING AT US FOR?

YES WELL HER! SOLVE HER RIDDLES! MORE IMPORTANT WORK IS! Heard what you said? IT IS NECESSARY FOR A WEEK! AND FURTHER. WHAT YOU ARE ME ALL – WOMAN YES WOMAN! TIRED! THE NAME WOULD BE INvented! It’s a shame!

YOU NEED – YOU AND COME UP!

I LIKE MAR – AND – ME!

SO, STRAIGHT – ALL MARCH AND YOU!

WILL BE JUST WITH US – MARIA! WITHOUT ANY HEADLINES!

DEAF? I SAID MAR, NOT MARCH!

OUR WORD IS FIRM! MARCH WILL BE YOUR MONTH!

GOOD! ARE THE OTHER ELEVEN YOURS? MEN DO NOT ALTER. EVERYTHING WOULD MORE THEM.

AND YOU WILL GET IT SO. NOT IN ANYTHING TO DRESS. AT LEAST CLOTHED LIKE. NO! READY THEM, YOU SEE EXCITES! MAYBE RIGHT? HOW DO people SHOW? They probably won’t understand at the First Pores. Immortals, and Those Dress Up. In public you will have to be more often. Shame, at first, you HAVE TO COVER. Until they get used to it and Understand. AND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU, WITHOUT NAMES AND WILL WALK Earthly?

AND WE LIKE OURS! LET they call it what they want.

I HAVE Keepers For Each Site Of The Reserve That There Would Be! Will be responsible for cleanliness and order.

Where WE WILL YOU TAKE THEM?!

It’s not my business! Take At least FROM YOUR Immortals!

How! They will go to you as Caretakers! Hold your pocket wider! “Blue blood”!

WHAT ARE YOU?! Who is the head in this house?!

“Well, Will! It will be for YOU! Why is it So Making Noise?! We are not what Fiends! LET’S DO AS TOLD! “Even One of the Immortal Ships Near Earth was Hanged. The moon was called. If only to please HER. The WOMAN, however. That is, BEAUTY. Well, WHAT CAN’T DO FOR HER!! And now, HOW THEY LEARNED BY YOURSELF (or, nevertheless, She HAD Something? Why Disingenuous?!).

…To be continued…