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Become a fully qualified childminder—you’ll need a certificate to hold up in court when he tries to sue you for lack of attention.

Put him in the ballpool at IKEA. He’s no good to you when you’re trying to decide between the Zuftluft sofa bed and the Zerplerp recliner.

Draw up a reward chart. He gets an extra hour on his Scalextric if he tidies his trainers on the shoe rack; an hour less if he forgets to pick up the kids from school—again.