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1 All that huffing, puffing and sweating does wonders for the skin.

2 You get your wardrobe back.

3 Everyone says how clever and wonderful you are, when the baby does most of the work.

4 At last you can join the other mothers round the table who used to stop telling their birth stories when you walked in the room.

5 You have instant rapport with every mother on the planet.

6 Without drugs, you get the most tremendous hormone high.

7 With pain-relief, you get to try different drugs legally.

8 In labour, you can act out being ‘the ultimate Diva’.

9 You come the closest you’ll ever get to being God, bringing forth life.

10 You get a baby to keep at the end.