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1. You have an instant family – just add milk.

2. If you get fed up with one, you always have the other.

3. Nobody asks you whether you are going to have any more children (for a year, at least).

4. You never feel guilty about getting more help.

5. You get to eat 4,000 calories a day when breastfeeding (that’s a tub of Häagen-Dazs and a pint of Guinness for lunch).

6. Twins start giggling at each other as soon as they can smile.

7. You make proper use of ‘buy one get one free’ offers at the supermarket.

8. You only have one birthday party to organize every year.

9. You become a local celebrity in the park and playground.

10. Your twins will turn out to be more confident, supportive, innovative, substantial, self-knowing, sought-after and giving than the average singleton.^*