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ОглавлениеWhat do you call a squid
that can
transform
into a
robot?
ANSWER:
Octopus Prime
Why
do
hummingbirds
hum?
ANSWER:
Because they don’t
know the words.
Why is it
no fun
to play
basketball
with pigs?
ANSWER:
Because they always
hog the ball.
Why
do
tigers
have
stripes?
ANSWER:
So they won’t be spotted.
Why are fish such
terrible Ping-Pong
players?
ANSWER:
They don’t like to get close to the net.
Animal Jokes
What does
a cat say
when it
gets hurt?
ANSWER:
“Me Ow!”
Why did the
elephant
paint himself
different
colors?
ANSWER:
So he could hide in the
crayon box.
What do
you call
an alligator
wearing a
vest?
ANSWER:
An investigator!
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