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Chapter 12

The Lady Dolorosa stared up at her bed’s canopy. Its alabaster satin top and sides were fringed with matching lace. Reclining against a small mountain of fluffy white silk pillows, she casually surveyed her room. Everything was white—from the bedposts to the walls, from the thick rugs and carpets to her silk dressing gown.

Once, when one of her court ladies asked her why she favored the color, she’d responded: “It’s the color of virgins.”

Their laughter had been immense.

Flinging her arms out, she emitted a huge, heartfelt sigh. After a night of desperate, almost demented debauchery, she felt sleepily, dreamily at peace. Still all that exertion had given her a voracious appetite, and as soon as she had awakened, she’d shouted to no one in particular that she wanted her usual breakfast. Five of her ladies-in-waiting now entered, armed with breakfast trays—chile rellenos, pollo con mole poblano, tortillas, sliced jalapeños, dishes of scorchingly hot salsa, all backed up by a large, ice-filled pitcher of tequila, tomato juice, and Tabasco sauce—imported from the state of Tabasco—as well as six bottles of Pila Seca, a highly regarded mejicano beer, which their Lady greatly favored, all of the drinks chilling in ice buckets.

Her ladies placed a tray in front of her, containing a beer and her first tequila, tomato juice, and Tabasco. Taking a healthy drink, she quickly washed it down with an even thirstier gulp of beer.

“That tastes like life itself !” she shouted happily.

Her ladies-in-waiting laughed nervously. The Señorita was happy, and their job was to make her even happier—to provide amusing conversation, excellent food, to take her horseback riding, if she so wished, and to buy her pleasing clothes. When their Lady was forced to compose letters or memos, they took dictation. They retailed salacious gossip, including tales of their own erotic exploits; fanned and massaged her; inundated her with the most unbelievably fulsome flattery—anything and everything to keep her entertained. Desperate to make and keep her happy, they understood that the consequences of displeasing their Lady were almost too painful to contemplate.

Each year her majordomo dispatched scouts to examine the daughters of the country’s wealthiest families, and from them she chose her new crop of court ladies. They were invariably the most talented, beautiful daughters in all of Sinaloa. And often the most spoiled. For such daughters, serving their Lady could be an ordeal.

She tolerated no insubordination. Those who rebelled, she did not send to the Rack and the Stone. Those ladies, she handed over to her priests, who promptly pitched them into el Volcán de Colima, a fire-belching, smoke-billowing volcano in Tabasco. Consequently, none of her court ladies dreamed of discomfiting their lady, let alone defying her.

She devoured her chile rellenos and mole poblano, and gulped down her drinks with breathtaking alacrity and a resounding belch. She was in a good mood. Her ladies continued their pleasant, playful banter.

“Our Lady had a good time last night?” Rosalita asked. “A night of wonder and revelation?”

Rosalita was dressed in a sheer red close-fitting toga, scarlet lipstick and nail polish, as well as matching riding boots. Her obsidian-black hair hung down to her waist. She was the most beautiful of Lady Dolorosa’s court attendants. She also was a skilled pianist and had an exquisite singing voice.

“Wonder and fornication is what you mean,” her Lady answered. “Talk about commitment. What’s-his-name actually wore me out.”

The Lady Dolorosa could never remember any of her lovers’ names.

“He performed all night?” Rosalita asked.

“When I woke up this morning, I needed every ounce of strength to make it to the bathroom. It was all I could do to wash up and brush my hair, which looked like a hawk’s badly ripped-up roost.”

“Your beauty inspired him to such exalted heights,” Roberta said. A shy, demure blonde in a black dress and matching heels, she wasn’t as much fun as the others but was a superlative harpist and also had a melodic voice to match.

“Stark terror inspired him to such ecstatic heights,” the Señorita said, shaking her head.

“I find that hard to believe,” Roberta said meekly, her eyes downcast. “It had to be Our Lady’s radiance.”

“Really?” Lady Dolorosa said, treating Roberta to an earsplitting thunderstorm of lurid laughter. “You should have seen the look on the idiot’s face when the High Priest ripped out the heart of my previous lover. Or when that old fraud of a witch doctor bled the guy out over the downward-sloping gutter and chopped his head off. You should have seen the new guy’s mouth gape when that moron’s head went banging down the pyramid’s steps. No, I taught him the meaning of fear.”

“But he was inspired last night, no?” Catalina asked.

“When I was done with him, his knees, elbows, even his chin and nose, looked like they’d been worked over with a wood rasp. I’ve never seen so many third-degree bed-burns on a man in my life.”

Her ladies chortled melodiously.

“Did you talk at all?” Gabriella asked. “Did he have anything interesting to say?”

Gabriella wore a toga of the sheerest yellow lace, her dark hair shoulder-length. The Señorita Dolorosa viewed her as naively romantic and kept her around primarily because she liked baiting her.

“Nada. The boy is dumb as a box of rocks. I could barely stand to listen to him. Also half the time he was too frightened to speak.”

“Still he performed heroically,” Rosalita said.

“Indeed. That is beyond cavil, and in the future, I shall subject all of my prospective lovers to the spectacle of the temple-pyramid. I shall also take them into our torture chambers and show them how my Grand Inquisitor treats those who fail me here in my boudoir.”

“It worked for you last night,” Catalina said. “The new one performed admirably. You can’t argue with success.”

“No, you can’t. Rosalita, please make a note that I am changing protocols. I will take the new ones to the Inquisitor’s chamber first. Then afterward I shall allow them to witness blood-sacrifice of my previous inamorato atop the temple.”

Rosalita quickly took a red leather notebook from her person and jotted down the instructions. “What do we call this new protocol, My Lady?”

“Motivation, Inspiration, and Instruction.”

“If only I could train my lovers so . . . effectively,” Roberta said.

“If you’re nice to me, I might let you bring one of them along for our next . . . motivational lesson,” Lady Dolorosa said with a mischievous grin.