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Contents

I. The Mystery of the Three Feet

II. Breathtaking View of a Worker’s Backside

III. Talkative Soles

IV. A Lovely Odor of Roasted Turnips

V. The Chinese Cut Short

VI. Casa Beaubrun

VII. An Additional Horror

VIII. Dead Stars above the Bed

IX. The Diamond and Its Reflection

X. A Bit of Fog on the Lenses of His Glasses

XI. By the Virgin’s Holy Robe

XII. A Butcher’s Joke

XIII. I Survived the Terror of Russian Sex

XIV. The Bitter Poison of Evil Passions

XV. The Noh Straddler

XVI. A Dying Rat

XVII. Leibniz is a Moron

XVIII. Dead Sheep Cove

XIX. The Sowers of Dread

XX. A Flaming Rabbit is a Horrible Thing

XXI. The Savage Division

XXII. The Writing Disease

Last Telegrams of the Night

XXIII. The Scorpions Loathe the Living

XXIV. A Horrible Disease Had Disfigured Her

XXV. The Caspian Sea Monster

XXVI. Giving the Finger to the Iron Locker

XXVII. Too Well Hung to Impregnate a Girl

XXVIII. An Extended Fly

XXIX. The Three-Jeweled Eunuch

XXX. The Cigar Makers’ Bible

Last Telegrams of the Night

XXXI. The Infernal Sausage

XXXII. If He’s Talking to You, It Means He’s Breathing!

XXXIII. A Fish With Human Hands Grabbed My Breasts!

XXXIV. Under the Belly of a Fox

XXXV. Dr. Mulbach’s Snake Oil

XXXVI. What Kind of Dog is It?

XXXVII. The Big Bloop

XXXVIII. The Apocolocyntosis of the Barnum Museum

Last Telegrams of the Night

XXXIX. Strong Homerin

XL. Tourette’s Virus

XLI. The Strangers of Morning

XLII. The Tiger’s Bite

XLIII. The Infernal Cyclist

XLIV. Name Is Bond

XLV. Hic sunt dracones

XLVI. The Most Massive Harpoon

Last Telegrams of the Night

XLVII. The Island of Point Nemo

XLVIII. When the Tigers Broke Free

XLIX. A Blaze of Black Feathers

L. The Dream of Alexandria

LI. There’s Whiskey in the Jar!

LII. Leave this page, children, and you as well, readers whom immodesty offends!

LIII. A Single Green Creature

LIV. The Donkey Killer

Last Telegrams of the Night

LV. Martyrio, the “Woman Cannonball”

LVI. Butter Cookies

LVII. A Slow Atlantis

LVIII. The Terrible Vengeance of the Afghan Sow

LIX. A Thousand Vain Jihads

LX. The Ohio Giant

LXI. To the Andaman Islands

LXII. O Captain! My Captain!