CONTENTS
Cover
Title page
Copyright
Praise
Being a Loser
The Keel Gang
Granny Harumpadunk
Barry Fakenose
Barry Longlegs
Barry Massive Robot Barry
My loser haircut
The wallpaper show
Fronklespit hairgel
My Loser pants
Sort of genius plan
Operation Reveal the Keel
Darren Darrenicey
The talent contest
Still the talent contest
Even stiller the talent contest
Still even stiller the talent contest
Vending Machine Mum
Being a winner
Being a loser again
About the Author
