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Cover

Title Page

Introduction

PART I: THAT THERE MIKE PENNINGTON

1. Thatto Heath Rhapsody

PART II: SEEDS OF JOHNNY

2. The White Father

3. Upholland First Year: ‘Underlow’

4. Orwell’s Words Were My Silent Lullaby

5. The Vatican Didn’t Stand a Chance From That Moment On

6. A Decanter of Sherry

7. Upholland Second Year: ‘Low Figs’

8. Fuck Catholic Guilt! or The Dynamics of the Communal Shower

9. Madame Had Real Class

10. A Slow-acting Poison Whose Symptoms Won’t Dilute

11. Benediction Had Long Finished

PART III: JOHNNY GERMINATES

12. The Blue Blazer

13. Cat’s Arse-kisser and Desmond Tutu

14. Rowena Vs Ian

15. The Catholic Men’s Society Newsletter

16. Nutgrove’s Here

17. A New Voice

18. Saved by the Wheel

19. My True Vocation

20. Argos Fuck Yourself

21. Project Guttenburg

PART IV: JOHNNY TAKES ROOT

22. Let’s Get a Perm

23. Live Bait

24. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Middlesex Poly (But Were Afraid To Ask)

25. ‘Mad Dog’ Mike Pennington’s Third and Final Gig

26. Graduation

27. The Brown Edge

28. Storming The Citadel

29. ‘So You Think You’re Funny?’

30. The Old Frog

PART V: JOHNNY TAKES OVER

31. Let Go, Let Johnny

32. ‘Lust for Life’

33. Amos 3:3 – ‘Do Two Walk Together, Unless They Have Agreed to Meet?’

Picture Section

Afterword

Acknowledgments

Copyright

About the Publisher

An art school exercise in releasing the ego.

See, I did warn you!