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After a couple weeks, guys stopped hitting on me so much. I figured out what triggered it. I stopped wearing makeup, wore my hair up in a simple pony tail, reserved the smiling I had for other customers from young men, and played with my wedding ring so as to call attention to it. All these measures combined were very effective.

But one day, it happened again. This time, however, I liked it so much that I even told my husband about it.

“Hey, honey,” I said when I got home that night, “another guy hit on me at work today. You want to hear about him?”

My husband sighed. “Yes, Kristin, I really want to hear about the guy who hit on my wife.”

I giggled. “Trust me, you want to hear about this one. He was so cute! He had dark, curly hair; big, dark eyes; he was about two feet tall— “

“Ah, a midget,” my husband interrupted.

“And about eighteen months old!”