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Though her hair is blonde, she dyes it blonder, Sticks plastic to her eyelids to make her lashes longer. Her skin is almost perfect, though she covers it in crap, She is carefully creating a reality gap.

Beneath it all, she’s a natural girl, Only pretending to be fake, Trying to cope in a threatening world And claim her share of the cake.

Though she is a good girl, she dresses like a whore. It’s good to leave your audience wanting more.

She covers up her shyness with ultra-padded bras, Add two little bits of sponge and men start seeing stars.

Beneath it all, she’s a natural chick, Only pretending to be fake. The hypocrisy of her life makes her sick But there seems so much at stake! Though naturally honest, she acts a little sly. People seem to like it, she doesn’t wonder why. She really isn’t stupid, but never lets it show, Perhaps her mind is addled; her friends would never know.

Beneath it all, she’s a natural dame, Only pretending to be fake, Thinks inside she is still just the same, But she’s making a big mistake.

Jack stood up and crossed his arms. ‘That’s really mean.’

‘It’s not mean, it’s insightful.’

‘Gayle’s really cool.’

‘No, she’s not. She’s a faux-tart.’

‘I’m going out for a smoke.’

‘You said you were going to stop. You promised.’

‘Christ, leave me alone, would you?’ He slammed the door behind him, and I sat down on the bed, ablaze with righteousness and embarrassment.

Back at work the next day, he sat in his office, having a think. Left alone in the US, he’d found himself a job, a home and even some new friends. The truth was, I wasn’t actually necessary. This small but elemental groundshift had caused fissures to appear in our love, and as the relief of reunion ebbed away, they were becoming apparent. Were they structural, he wondered, or superficial? He took another toke on the office bong and Gayle tottered in. Her easy laugh, deft compliments and tight skirt helped him come to a conclusion, which he shared with me after we’d finished dinner that night. No point spoiling a good lasagne.

‘That was lovely, Lins,’ he said, clearing his plate. ‘Listen, I’ve been thinking.’

‘What about?’ I asked. ‘Presents for me?’

‘No, I’m serious. I’m sorry, but I think that, fundamentally, you’re not good enough for me. You don’t care enough about other people, and you aren’t motivated to do good.’

That stopped me in my tracks. ‘What do you mean?’

‘Well, like at that first place we lived in. You hated everyone.’

‘They were awful.’

‘No, they were just different from you.’

‘Yes. They were awful.’

‘Tova, for instance: she’s really quite sweet. And Gayle – she’s a nice girl, you just don’t know her.’

‘I don’t want to know her.’

‘You’re always looking at people in the worst light.’

My defences began to give way. ‘I suppose so …’

‘And you’re not kind to people in shops. Like that waitress the other day.’

‘She was being stupid.’

‘You think you’re being assertive but you’re just being mean. I dunno, Lins. It’s, well … The people I’m meeting at work are happy to get along with each other, and they’re not so judgemental, you know? They’re just real people.’

Now I was on the attack. ‘What the fuck’s a “real person”?’

‘You know what I’m talking about.’

‘You said they were homogenous androids.’

‘That’s what I thought at first, but I don’t want to approach life like that any more. I don’t want to think the way you do … Don’t cry, Lins. It’s— There are so many things. Like with money. You always think people are out to rip you off. You don’t want me to buy drinks and you always fuss at the tips I leave.’

‘Jack, it’s like you have this inferiority complex and have to prove you’re not mean. You can’t set foot in a bar without spending a hundred dollars, and we can’t afford it.’

‘Look, I know it’s hard for you, with the way your family is, but I think you’re —’

‘What?’

‘Morally inadequate.’

I was quiet for a bit. I had been brought up to expect the worst from life and the people in it. Jack might have been mad from time to time, but he was decent and friendly to people when he was sober. I didn’t know what to do so I ran, sobbing, from the flat. It was exhilarating at first, but I soon felt the wind whipping through my rabbit-print pyjamas. And these were tough hills to negotiate in slippers.