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CONTENTS

Part One: The End

1 Me, Jack, and Me and Jack

2 Them and Us

3 Work

4 More Drugs

5 The Trouble with Mum and Dad

6 The Trouble with Everybody Els

Part Two: The Muddle

7 Jack Tries His Luck

8 Confessional

9 Finding a Man in a Haystack

10 Getting It – Finally

Part Three: More Endings

11 My Name Is Linda and I Am a Failure

12 Crazy for Love

13 The NHS Endurance Test

14 Pink Gold

Acknowledgements

Index

Hmm, let’s see . . .

Astard

Castard

Dastard

Eastard . . . no.

Fastard

Gastard

Hastard

I . . . no.

Jastard

Kastard

Lastard

Mastard . . . mastered? No.

Nastard

O . . . no.

Pastard – plastered? Plastered!

This is the story of how a very nice boyfriend became a Plastered

Bastard and how I wrote some songs about it.