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TWO LINEUPS

(1964–1969)

MY EARLIEST MEMORY is of the first day of kindergarten. We were told to get into two lines: one for boys and the other for girls. This was the first time in my young life I’d been presented with such a choice, so I walked to the boys’ line and quietly took my place. Our teacher, Miss Olson, stepped to the front of our two lines and surveyed us, counting to herself. She rested her kind gaze on me as she instructed all of us to get our coats on for some outside playtime.

As I fumbled with the buttons on my coat, she knelt down beside me and spoke softly, her words burning into my memory.

“Lorraine, is there a reason you didn’t stand in the girls’ line?” she asked, her eyes warm and caring. I knew it was safe for me to speak honestly.

“I’m supposed to be a boy,” I answered. “I don’t belong with the girls.” She stayed like that, crouched down beside me for a few moments, her comforting hand on my shoulder.

“I understand,” she said. “Do you think that could be something private you only share with really good friends?” She nodded encouragingly. “I am very happy to be your friend and I think it would be best for you to line up in the girls’ line, but know in your heart how you feel.” She smiled warmly. “Okay?”

I nodded and forced a small smile. In that moment, a few months’ shy of five years old, I understood how it was. She was so kind to me. She knew I’d be pushed in a ditch if the other kids knew what was up with me.

MY PARENTS HAD braved a blizzard early one December morning to drive to the hospital for my birth. The evening before, as she’d sat in her sewing class, labor pains had gripped my mother. She and our next-door neighbor Sarah—her intrepid companion on various self-improvement courses such as Chinese cooking and knitting—had cut the night short and ventured home through the Calgary snowstorm, Mom wiping the fogged glass as Sarah drove, peering through the windshield. The sewing lessons never translated into any inherited stitching or mending expertise, but tales of Mom drinking copious amounts of stout while she was pregnant—thanks to a Dr. Spock recommendation for anemic expectant mothers—left me convinced I came by my love of beer and later alcohol troubles honestly.

I also credit my ability to fit in anywhere to Mom. Whether it was cooking or sewing classes with Sarah, annual summer family camping trips when my brother, my sister, and I were kids, or tolerating the eight-hour semiannual drives to spend a week with Dad’s mother and many siblings in rural Saskatchewan, Mom did it with aplomb, even if her apparent enjoyment may have lacked sincerity. Had she participated in these activities grudgingly or as if they were beneath her, I might have defined her as a snob. But she dove in, if not quite with gusto, then at least with a good college try at merriment.

She’d been born into the role of outsider—she grew up in a rural Alberta town among farmers as the daughter of the bank manager, accustomed to “visiting” without pretension among the locals in her formative years. Perhaps it was her generation’s awareness of manners, rendering her loath to rock the boat or draw undue attention to herself, but I believe she carried a comprehension of how unique she was and accepted that her differences would be more difficult to bear if she bemoaned her pedestrian life.

Occasionally, she’d lament a life unlived, telling me that she’d given up a lot for me, for us, without providing any specifics other than regret that she hadn’t pursued her own journalism ambitions and sadness that the only career options widely available for women of her era were nursing and education. She had chosen education. She’d taught for four and a half years—one of them at the school where she met Dad—and decided it wasn’t for her. Whatever dreams she may have had, she kept them to herself. The truth was, while we shared many traits, my mother loomed over me, a larger-than-life enigma. Much like a mysterious painting whose profundity I only superficially understood, I would spend my lifetime observing her, puzzling over her—sometimes squinting, other times with eyes wide open.

She was not warm, nor was she stone cold; my mother could best be characterized as English. She was born in Alberta to a sensitive, artistic Englishman and a genteel French woman who each were averse to overt displays of affection and self-disclosure. Mom towered in relief above the surrounding terrain, educated and well-read. A swan among hens, she settled right in at whatever farmhouse we were visiting, elegant even in shorts and a cotton blouse, sipping her rye and Coke with Dad’s sisters and the wives of his many brothers, making lunch or dinner for the men while chatting about the kids, who played outside in the late summer heat. If my Saskatchewan aunts were Tom Sawyer’s Aunt Polly, my mother was a hybrid of Peggy and Joan, pure Mad Men in style and bearing, as steely and smooth as they come.

Dad was the only one of his siblings to leave Saskatchewan. He was achingly shy, a quiet, sensitive man. As a youngster, he had stayed home to listen to the radio on Saturday afternoons while the rest of his family went out, tuning in to the Metropolitan Opera’s weekly broadcast. When he met Mom, she couldn’t get over his deep love and knowledge of the opera, or the fact that he’d developed it in his south Saskatchewan farmhouse kitchen. A moustache adorned his upper lip for almost his entire life, and I’d often get the impression it served as a curtain to hide the rare mischievous smirk he would allow himself. Thick glasses completed his look; his students were known to don joke shop Groucho glasses (complete with nose and moustache) en masse on the last day of school as a good-natured joke that never failed to crack him up. Our Calgary life stood in sharp contrast to the world of Dad’s farming relatives. He worked as a junior high principal in the Catholic school system and Mom worked at home caring for Jake and me—and three years later, our little sister Katherine.

My parents worked hard to help our young family make it to each payday, like so many others did in bustling 1960s Calgary. Many of our friends and neighbors worked in education, medicine, and the trades, while others formed the foundation of Alberta’s growing oil economy as company executives, lawyers, petroleum engineers, financiers, and rig workers. While we worked, played, studied, and lived alongside one another, families like ours never attained the kind of wealth our oil industry friends came to enjoy.

The blizzard long over, the four of us had driven home from the hospital that cold December to our recently purchased bungalow, tucked into the red Volkswagen bug that was soon replaced with a more family-sensible four-door Plymouth Valiant. Our neighborhood, Lakeview, was a new community perched atop the Glenmore Reservoir, a large lake on the city’s western edge. Our house had a postcard-perfect view of the Rocky Mountains to the west out of our front room picture window, from which we could predict the day’s weather by the state of the sky over the foothills.

The same year I began kindergarten, my father flooded our backyard to make an ice rink where my older brother Jake and I, age six and five, could play hockey. The surface looked huge to my tiny self, framed by two-by-sixes and lined with heavy plastic. I couldn’t imagine it ever filling completely. I stood out there beside my dad in the freezing starlit night, bundled in our puffy down jackets, his gloved hands gently waving the hose back and forth across the ice, which was forming layer by layer. We’d take breaks to go inside and warm up every twenty minutes or half an hour. Sometimes, if we were lucky, there would be hot chocolate waiting for us. After several evenings and a weekend, the rink was full, and the ice solid.

Two nights before Christmas, the late-afternoon winter sky was pregnant with the promise of snow, the grey-white glow not quite cloud cover but definitely not clear. Anticipation hung in the air. Jake and I wobbled around the rink on the soft ankles of secondhand leather skates, leaning on our hockey sticks for support, squealing excitedly at the prospect of Santa’s arrival. We jockeyed for the puck, tapping and wedging our sticks together playfully. Our parents watched us through the windows as they tended to Katherine. Jake and I played sports constantly and though each of us wanted to win, we were never rough or aggressive. But somehow, our skates became tangled and I felt myself falling backward, seemingly in slow motion, as the trees became the sky above me an instant before the back of my head struck the ice with a sickening thud.

No one wore helmets to skate back in those days. My woolen hat probably cushioned the blow to my head, but I don’t remember anything. I don’t know how many minutes passed before I opened my eyes, blinking at the sky spinning over me. Jake’s blurry form hovered off to one side. I couldn’t hear a thing. I lay there for some time, woozy, as a dreamlike revelation overtook me. I’m turning into a boy, I thought.

As I lay on the ice, oblivious to the cold and pain, I was gripped by a sudden realization that this was what I’d been waiting for, and I was awash with relief. Until then, I hadn’t known it was something I longed for.

I wanted to squeeze my various bits to confirm that they had indeed morphed into boy parts, but I couldn’t make my arms move. Nothing was moving. But I wasn’t alarmed, and I wasn’t afraid that I might be paralyzed or injured. I must have been semiconscious, but I vividly recall seeing my parents’ faces come into view beside Jake’s, their mouths moving, their hands gripping my shoulders. They must have been shaking me because my view of them jiggled back and forth. Still, I felt nothing.

Please let me look like a boy now, I begged whoever was responsible for this dream.

“Lorraine!” Dad’s voice was like a canon, breaking the stillness of the fog encasing me. “Lorraine! Can you hear me?” He looked worried. I hoped it was because he could see I’d changed. I could feel him touching the back of my head gently.

“Ow!”

“Does that hurt?” Mom asked.

I nodded, wincing.

“Is your neck sore?” Dad asked, feeling around my neck and upper back. I shook my head vigorously for no. “Well, I guess that answers that,” he smiled—a small, relieved smile. “How do you feel?”

“Dizzy.”

“What happened?” Dad asked.

“We were just playing hockey and we got mixed up and she fell and hit her head on the ice,” Jake spoke in a panicked rush. “It was an accident.”

“I’m sure it was,” Mom reassured him.

“Can you get up?” Dad asked. I desperately wanted to ask them if I looked any different, maybe even more like a boy, but I worried that this wasn’t a great idea. They didn’t seem to have noticed. My spirits began to flag. “Are you still dizzy?”

“Uh-huh.” Sadness enveloped me again. My head throbbed, but it didn’t seem too bad. I realized that nothing visible had changed. I was still a girl on the outside. Dad gathered me up in his arms and carried me inside, easing me down on the couch. He removed my skates and snow clothes.

“You okay?” he asked. I nodded. “I’m just going to talk with your mom—it might be a good idea to have a doctor see you.” I heard whispered discussions in the kitchen; they bustled around, spoke on the phone to someone. I stared out the living room picture window at the snow beginning to fall, the light fading from the short winter’s day. My disappointment deepened, and I remembered our plan to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas that night on TV. I thought about Lucy pulling the football out from under Charlie Brown every time he prepared to kick it.

I am Charlie Brown.

An hour later I sat high on a doctor’s table, dangling my legs over the side as Mom and a doctor talked in hushed tones near the door. I couldn’t recall ever being in a hospital and wondered if this might be a place where they could help me turn my body into a boy’s. It seemed like something that could get me in trouble if I asked. Something told me it was a big deal. Mom and the doctor finished their conversation and walked over to me.

“Sweetie, I’m just going to call your dad and let him know you’re being looked at now. The doctor’s going to check your head. I’ll be right back,” she said, giving my shoulder a squeeze.

“Okay.” She was often at her best in real crises.

“Hi, Lorraine. I’m going to feel your head and neck a bit,” the doctor said. “Okay?”

“Lori. I like Lori better,” I told him.

“Oh, okay. Sure. Lori it is.” He smiled as he palpated the back of my skull gently. “Hmm, there’s a good bump here. Does that hurt?”

“A bit. Not too bad.”

“Do you know if you sort of went to sleep a bit when it happened?”

“I dreamed I turned into a boy.” He paused, looking at me as if for the first time.

“Oh,” he said, feeling along the back of my neck. “That’s quite an adventure!”

“I’m supposed to be a boy, but I’m not. Not on the outside.”

“Okay.” He held up a finger in front of my face. “Try to follow my finger with your eyes.” I tracked his finger as it moved. “Do you feel sick in your tummy at all? Pukey?” I shook my head no. “That’s good news.” He reached for a light and shined it into each of my eyes. “Just follow the light for me, kiddo. That’s it, good.” I sat quietly as he wrote on my chart. “Alrighty, let’s find your mom and tell her the good news.”

Just then, Mom walked in, and I wondered if the good news could possibly be about getting my boy body. The doctor finished writing on my chart and smiled at my mom.

“Well, she’s had a good bump, that’s for sure,” he said, patting me on the shoulder. “She’s got a mild concussion.”

“Okay,” Mom said. She sounded businesslike and ready for directions. “What should we do?”

“Well, keep her up for a few hours tonight, maybe until you and your husband go to bed. Then wake her every two hours, check that she isn’t nauseous or dizzy, maybe walk her to the bathroom.”

“That sounds serious.” Mom frowned.

“She’ll be fine—it’s just a precaution because very occasionally these bumps on the noggin can cause bleeding inside the brain. It’s very unusual for such a light bump, but we like parents to keep an eye on them the first twenty-four hours. After that, if all looks normal, you can rest assured she’s in the clear. If anything seems amiss, bring her back in right away.”

All I heard was A Miss.

DAD DOGGEDLY DOCUMENTED each Christmas with his SONY Super 8 video camera. Grainy images of the annual nativity play Jake, Katherine, and I earnestly performed in the living room—transformed into a theater on Christmas Eve—are forever preserved in their handheld jerkiness. Katherine and Jake never failed to strike devout, pious postures, Katherine’s face beatific and serene as she imagined Mary to be, and Jake serious and solemn playing the role I really wanted, a Joseph of few words.

Always the odd man out, I chose to inject comic relief into the nativity play, creating new, uproarious spin-offs of the Christmas story each year. In a zany frenzy, I’d trip and skip through each year’s performance as some combination of Falstaff, Puck, Red Skelton, Tim Conway, and Sammy Davis Jr., doing my best to jazz up the age-old narrative. Jake and Katherine patiently allowed it, tenuously grasping my inability to take the play—or anything else—seriously.

One year, taking advantage of one of the few perks of being a principal, Dad borrowed several huge floodlights and three microphones from school for us to play with over the holidays and we used them to enhance our performance. That year, instead of the usual recreation of Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, we performed a concert as Peter, Paul, and Mary—the singers, not the Biblical figures—where we belted out an unforgettable version of “Leaving on a Jet Plane,” along with several other of the trio’s songs, bathed by the bright, hot stage lights as our parents shouted “Encore!”

Another Christmas, when we were temporarily living in Indiana while Dad was pursuing a graduate degree, we drove to Florida. Dad bought a Starcraft tent trailer, and he was eager to test it out over the holidays while traveling the US Southeast. Our ceramic farm animals and crèche remained back home in storage in Calgary, so Dad fashioned a nativity stable out of palm fronds, weaving them expertly as he sat at our picnic table. Katherine, who was four at the time, contributed her Gumby, Pokey, and accompanying rubber friends to fill out the nativity players—Gumby as Joseph; Pokey as the pregnant Mary.

Somehow during that Christmas in our tent trailer in Key West, Katherine became very ill. She lay on the bed that converted into the kitchen table, sweating and shivering with a fever of a hundred and four. Jake and I could feel our parents’ fear as they hovered over her, Dad snapping his fingers in front of Katherine’s dull, vacant eyes as she stared into space, unresponsive. I don’t recall how she recovered, but she did, and that was the first time I feared someone in my family might die.

Katherine was a sweet, eager-to-please, sensitive little girl who loved to sing to herself and dance, with or without music. The idea that she might not live seemed horribly unfair and wrong to me. I looked back with guilt and shame on all the times I’d thought of her as a burden because she was younger and unable to keep up with the rest of the family. I struck a deal with God that humid Florida night, swearing to treat her better if only she would survive.

I made many such bargains with God over the years—it seemed greedy to ask for help without offering something of myself, like improved behavior. After my first confession, I understood the quid pro quo nature of the arrangement: I traded my sins in for acts of penance—at worst a few Hail Marys or Our Fathers—and all was forgiven. Surely, God could sort out some of my problems in exchange for a promise to be a better kid. I took to speaking to God directly each night in bed as I said my prayers, more out of habit than true belief.

I crafted a two-part nightly prayer. The first half was stock—a quick synopsis of all the people I loved and wanted Him to watch over for me, a list that rarely changed unless I added someone after careful consideration. Then, I’d move into the freelance portion of the prayer program. That part included whatever had come up on that given day that required specific attention. God, please let me pass my science test or God, please let me have a good race on Saturday. After Katherine’s Key West fever, my requests changed because it occurred to me that I could leverage my good wishes and behavior into rewards. God, please let me be a boy and I’ll be nice to Katherine forever. God, please let me be a boy and I’ll let Katherine play with my Hot Wheels.

God, please let me be a boy and I’ll do anything you ask me to.