Читать книгу The Bullet Trick - Louise Welsh - Страница 11

THE PAST IS like an aged Rottweiler. Ignore it and it’ll most likely leave you alone. Stare into its eyes and it’ll jump up and bite you. It was no more than coincidence that an old face came out of the darkness, but it felt that by living half in the past I had invoked old times to slip from the shadows.

I’d decided not to favour one bar above the rest. Glasgow’s got a hostelry on every street corner and a fair few in between, so why confine yourself to one pishy pub when you have the choice of plenty? I’d long been a travelling man so I travelled from one shop to the next, moving on before I could be hailed and hassled by any Jimmy/Bobby/Davie deadbeat who lived his life propped against the bar. I was a sailor on drink’s high seas, while they were merely landlubbers.

I favoured places with no mission other than to empty your pockets, fill you full of bile and kick you into the street at closing time. I had no time for quizzes and karaoke, pub grub and Sky Sports. Anything more entertaining than a puggy machine and I was out of there.

I had thrown my noose a little wider that night. From the outside it looked like my kind of place, trad dad, no theme, no music, no enthusiastic throng of patrons slapping each other on the back or measuring up for square goes.

The illusion hung together when I went inside. The only decorations were drink advertisements, but my radar should have gone on alert: they were for long-abandoned classic campaigns – My Goodness, My Guinness; Martini & Rosso; Black and White Whisky – there was even a green fairy sparking out of a cup under the power of absinthe. The bar was a square island in the centre of the space. I was pushing the boat out. It was my third pub, fourth pint. I was going to make a night of it. See if I could get to the point where I’d lost count.

I kept my head down, my attention caught by the red carpet, busy with an abstract design which seemed to shift out of focus then arrange itself into a mosaic of grinning devils. I wondered what other people saw in the pattern. Flowers? Vast cities? Angelic girls? The thought preoccupied me and I’d approached the bar before I realised this wasn’t the kind of place I’d thought it was.

The revelation lay in the beers. As well as the compulsory piss-poor Tennents Lager there was a variety of real ales and a pretentious clanning of single malts. It was a spit-and-sawdust theme pub, an ersatz recreation of the traditional Scottish howf, but lacking the essential ingredient – misery.

But even a poor pub is hard to leave. I ordered a pint of lager and stood leaning against the slop-free bar, counting the green tiles that covered the gantry wall. My pint was three-quarters down in the glass and I’d reached 150, estimating and adding together the fractions of divided tiles, when I felt a hand fall in between my shoulder blades. I tensed, steeled myself for a confrontation, turned and came face to face with Johnny Mac.

My first instinct was to walk away, but the thought came and went and I was still standing there. It was seven years since I’d last seen him, but Johnny hadn’t changed much. There were a few creases round his eyes I didn’t remember and maybe his hairline had withdrawn a little from his temples. But he was still scrag-end thin, his dark hair still unfashionably long, but just short enough to ensure his curls lost none of their bounce. When we’d hung around together, long second-hand coats had been the fashion. I’d worn an old herringbone tweed that smelt when it got wet and Johnny’d more or less lived in an olive-green army greatcoat that had served as a second blanket on his bed at night.

I probably wasn’t one to judge, but Johnny didn’t seem to be following fashion any more. The old greatcoat was gone, replaced by a navy parka with a small rip in the sleeve that appeared to have been mended using a bicycle repair kit. Beneath the parka he wore a T-shirt with a diametric pattern that meant nothing to me. His jeans were scuffed, splattered with the same paint that decorated his worn-out trainers. Johnny’s mouth bent into a wide grin and I noticed a gap where his left incisor used to be.

‘I thought it was you. God, I don’t believe it.’ He draped an arm around my shoulder and pulled me into a hug that was traitor to his west coast of Scotland origins. ‘Hey, Houdini, long time no see. How’s tricks?’

The barman caught Johnny’s eyes, and saved me from answering. Johnny slacked his grip, letting me pull free as he leaned in towards the bar and started to stumble through a round of drinks. He was pissed, but only the meanest of pubs would refuse him service. Anyone looking at Johnny Mac would know he’d be no trouble drunk or sober. He finished the order with a nod to me.

‘And whatever he’s having.’

‘No, nothing for me, I was just on my way.’

‘Dinnae be bloody daft.’

‘No, Johnny, I’ve got to be off.’

The barman was used to these friendly altercations. He wiped his hand on a towel, waiting for me to be persuaded. Perhaps he was on profit share because when Johnny demanded, ‘Give him a pint,’ he poured me another lager.

‘We’ve got a table over there.’ Johnny nodded towards a far corner of the pub.’

‘I told you, I can’t.’

The words came out harsher than I’d meant. The barman glanced back at us, maybe wondering if he’d pegged Johnny wrong and there was going to be a fight after all. The drink cleared a little from Johnny’s eyes and he seemed to see me properly for the first time.

‘What’s the problem?’

‘I’ve got to be somewhere.’

He glanced up at the hands of the bar-room clock ticking beyond a quarter past ten. His voice grew less insistent.

‘Aye, well spare me ten minutes. We’ve not seen each other in an age. How long has it been? Six years?’

‘Something like that.’

‘Mebbe longer.’ Johnny picked up his pint of heavy and sucked the head off it. A rim of foam stuck to his upper lip; he wiped it away and took another pull looking at me over the brim of the glass. ‘So what’ve you been up to?’

‘Nothing much.’

‘Still practising the black arts?’

‘No, I gave that up. It’s a mug’s game.’

‘Never thought I’d hear you say that, Billy boy.’

I raised my drink to my lips, hiding my expression behind the glass and taking a long gulping swig, all the quicker to finish and get out of there.

‘Aye, well, it’s true.’

Johnny seemed to have forgotten he had a round of drinks to deliver. He stood there waiting for me to tell him why I’d given up my calling. I let him wait. Johnny Mac had never been good at silences.

‘I ran into your mum in the town the other week.’ Johnny hesitated waiting for me to say something then broke the pause again. ‘She said you’d been not well.’

‘I don’t know where she got that from.’

‘You’re all right then?’

I held my arms out.

‘See for yourself.’

Johnny looked dubious.

‘That’s good.’

I forced my face into a smile.

‘I’m doing fine, you know what my old dear’s like. I get a cold and she thinks I’m on my bloody deathbed. She’s aye been like that.’ I strained the smile wider. ‘Like the man said, reports of my death were much exaggerated.’

Johnny nodded, his eyes still on my face.

‘Glad to hear it.’

From across the room I caught sight of a slim, dark-haired woman in her late twenties. Even before she started making her way towards us I knew she was with Johnny. Johnny’s dark curls and quick smile had given him his pick of women, but he’d always gone for good Catholic girls, fresh-faced Madonnas who refused to sleep with him. Johnny had left his faith at the schoolhouse gates, but in those days it seemed that the tenets of the church were destined to rule his sex life. Johnny’s girl was clear-skinned and sober, but her eyes were amused. She slid her hand round his waist, his grin reappeared and I reckoned that after a certain age even good Catholic girls started to put out.