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8:00 p.m.
ОглавлениеEllen, Rosie and Jools came round and we sat on the wall, looking at boys. There are, it has to be said, a lot of fit-looking boys, but they haven’t got that certain Sex God factor for me.
Mark (BG) went by with his girlfriend Ella. She is practically a midget. I thought he was taking a toddler for a walk. Rosie said, “So what happened with you and Robbie?”
I said, “he sent me a note and said that I should go out with some loser called Dave the Laugh.”
Rosie said, “That’s sort of dumping by proxy, isn’t it?”
I said, “Are you supposed to be cheering me up?”
“But I thought you got to number six and everything.”
“Yeah, but he said his parents would go ballisticisimus because I am so young. They’d think I was jail thing.”
The Ace Crew were all full-on, attention-wise. Ellen even took her chewing gum out.
Jools said, “What is jail thing?”
I didn’t really know actually but I improvised (lied). “Er…it’s when you are underage and you go to…er…number eight with a boy.”
Rosie said, “What, if you let a boy touch you above the waist you have to go to jail?”
1 said patiently, “No, he has to go to jail.”
Rosie said, “Well, that’s it for Sven, then.”
I said, “Fair enough.” But I don’t know what I am talking about really. I’m all upset and confused and still have Herr Kamyer legs, even though it’s the end of August.