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8:00 p.m.

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Ellen, Rosie and Jools came round and we sat on the wall, looking at boys. There are, it has to be said, a lot of fit-looking boys, but they haven’t got that certain Sex God factor for me.

Mark (BG) went by with his girlfriend Ella. She is practically a midget. I thought he was taking a toddler for a walk. Rosie said, “So what happened with you and Robbie?”

I said, “he sent me a note and said that I should go out with some loser called Dave the Laugh.”

Rosie said, “That’s sort of dumping by proxy, isn’t it?”

I said, “Are you supposed to be cheering me up?”

“But I thought you got to number six and everything.”

“Yeah, but he said his parents would go ballisticisimus because I am so young. They’d think I was jail thing.”

The Ace Crew were all full-on, attention-wise. Ellen even took her chewing gum out.

Jools said, “What is jail thing?”

I didn’t really know actually but I improvised (lied). “Er…it’s when you are underage and you go to…er…number eight with a boy.”

Rosie said, “What, if you let a boy touch you above the waist you have to go to jail?”

1 said patiently, “No, he has to go to jail.”

Rosie said, “Well, that’s it for Sven, then.”

I said, “Fair enough.” But I don’t know what I am talking about really. I’m all upset and confused and still have Herr Kamyer legs, even though it’s the end of August.

The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-10

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