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Still in a European mood I dressed French casual (same as sports casual – black Capri trousers, black roll-neck top, ankle boots – but with a lot more eyeliner).

In fact, the combination of Frenchosity and my snogging extravaganza made me come over all forgiving and relaxed. I even waved to Mr Next Door as I went down the road. Typically he just tutted. But hey ho, tut on, Fatty, nothing can spoil my mood. Mr Next Door was wearing an extraordinary pair of trousers; they seemed to start under his armpits and be made out of elephant. He was “armed” with a hoe.

He said, “I hope you are keeping that wild animal under lock and key. It’s about time something was done with it.”

Nobody can take a joke around here. All right, Mr Across the Road does have a point in that Angus did abscond with Naomi, but what does Old Elephant Trousers have to complain about?

What they both fail to see are Angus’s very good qualities. He has many attractive cat qualities. For instance he has EXCELLENT balance. Only last month he herded Snowy and Whitey, Mr Next Door’s prat poodles, into the manure heap and then leaped down from the wall and had a ride around on Snowy’s back. Like Snowy was a little horsey.

How many cats can do that?