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Mon Dieu. Fabulosity all round. We are going on a school trip to le gay Paree next term. We were yelling, “Zut alors!” and “Mon Dieu!” and “Magnifique!!!” until Madame Slack threw a complete nervy strop. The fabby news is that Gorgey Henri is going to take us. The unfabby news is that Madame Slack and Herr Kamyer, dithering champion for the German nation, are also going. Still, that will be a bit of light relief. Herr Kamyer is almost bound to fall in the Seine at some time over the weekend.

I wrote a note to Rosie: How much do you bet we can do the famous “Taking a souvenir photograph” of Herr Kamyer on the banks of the seine and he falls in when we say, “Just step back a bit, Herr kamyer, I haven’t quite got your lederhosen in yet.”?