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I Can Explain

We were upset

after the demons crashed our airplanes into us

We started hearing a lot about how they do things

in Afghanistan because that was one

of the places we were supposed to want to kill

because they had killed us

and one of the things they have there

is like a version of polo with a headless goat

instead of a ball

Polo is what

riding around on horses

and using long mallets to knock an object into a goal

on a playing field

And you said oh how awful savage people poor goat

dragging a headless goat carcass around

and then of course here we like football

!pigskin!

and you said oh how awful savage people poor pig