Читать книгу The Anxiety of Kalix the Werewolf - Martin Millar - Страница 14
ОглавлениеKalix experienced a burst of optimism on the evening before her birthday. She was looking forward to seeing the Runaways film. Unusually, her excitement did not turn into anxiety. When Moonglow asked her if she wanted to invite Decembrius, she agreed.
“Then that will be Decembrius and Beauty and Delicious, and maybe Dominil,” said Moonglow.
“Maybe?”
“I asked the twins to invite her,” explained Moonglow. “But they said she wouldn’t commit herself.”
Kalix was disappointed. She liked Dominil, even if the white-haired werewolf was rather foreboding. Moonglow suggested that Kalix might call her herself, but Kalix demurred. It would be embarrassing if Dominil refused the invitation. Kalix had encountered a lot of rejection in her life and never voluntarily put herself in a position where it might happen again.
Daniel had agreed to drive them to the cinema where Moonglow had already booked seats. They were due to meet Beauty and Delicious, and if all went according to plan they’d be back home before darkness came, triggering the change into werewolves. It struck Moonglow that they were about to spend an evening with four werewolves in their house. Five if Dominil showed up.
“I hope nothing goes wrong,” she said to Daniel.
“It’ll be fine,” said Daniel. “We’ve met them all before.”
“But not all at once, as werewolves.”
“Well, they all seem quite well in control of themselves. Apart from the twins, I suppose, when they drink too much. And Kalix can get a little agitated. But apart from the intoxicated twins and Kalix maybe going mad, we’ve got nothing to worry about.”
“At least Dominil never goes mad,” said Moonglow reassuringly. “She’s always . . . uh . . .”
“Unfriendly? Violent? Murderous?”
“Maybe I was so keen to give Kalix a nice birthday I didn’t think this through properly. Is the fridge full of meat?”
“Absolutely packed,” said Daniel, who had responsibility for meat buying in the household, Moonglow being a vegetarian. “Enough for plenty of hungry werewolves. That’s a nice dress, you’re looking pretty.”
Moonglow was surprised by the compliment, and pleased. Daniel had always been attracted to Moonglow and seemed recently to have been trying to win her over by way of compliments and helpful behavior. Which, Moonglow admitted to herself, was an improvement on his previous campaign of bad moods and displays of temper.
The next day there was an unusual amount of activity in the small flat as the four flatmates prepared themselves. Moonglow felt that she should make an effort, and she spent a long time in the morning drying and styling her long black hair and selecting a long black dress from her wardrobe. She put on a pair of high-heeled boots which, while not as pointed as the ones she wore on her occasional visits to Goth nightclubs, were still fancier than she’d normally wear out in daylight. She spent some time on her makeup and was looking very dramatic as she applied the finishing touches to her darkened lips.
Downstairs, Daniel was in conversation with Vex. “It’s time I was going out with Moonglow. I’m going to make it happen today.”
Daniel looked expectantly at Vex.
“Do you think this purple Hello Kitty T-shirt goes with this red kilt?” she asked.
Daniel pursed his lips. “No, it looks awful. But that’s beside the point. Moonglow should go out with me, don’t you agree?” He spread his arms wide, inviting the whole universe to agree with him. “It would have happened before now if we hadn’t had all these distractions. But every time we got close there was some werewolf crisis and everything went wrong.” Daniel looked pained. “And if it wasn’t a werewolf it was someone from another dimension—”
“I’m someone from another dimension!” said Vex brightly.
“—butting in with some weird problem or a fashion crisis or something like that. Who could do any pursuing with all that going on? My failure with Moonglow has mitigating circumstances.”
Vex took a bright red lipstick from her Hello Kitty bag and busied herself at the mirror. Her lips were already a brilliant red, but she liked to put on extra layers. Daniel, now in good voice, carried on.
“And then we’ve been working in that horrible supermarket all summer and I was so tired when I got home I couldn’t do anything except lie on the couch.”
Vex paused momentarily to nod in agreement. They’d all found it hard, working in the supermarket. For much of the summer, the commonest sight to be seen in their flat was Daniel, Vex, Kalix and Moonglow all strewn around the living room, tired out after their long day’s work.
“It’s time for it to end.”
Vex looked around. Her lips were deep red. “What’s coming to an end?”
“Moonglow not going out with me.”
“Are you going to grab her in the cinema?”
“Possibly.”
Vex burst out laughing, which deflated Daniel.
“What’s funny?”
“The idea of you grabbing Moonglow.”
“Just wait and see.”
Vex grinned. She’d have been quite happy to see Daniel going out with Moonglow, but she didn’t anticipate it happening anytime soon. The conversation ended as Moonglow came down the stairs.
Vex greeted her enthusiastically. “Hi, Moonglow you’re looking nice. Look at my kilt. I’m wearing tartan in honor of Kalix’s birthday. Because she’s Scottish. They like tartan.”
Moonglow smiled, admiring Vex’s choice. Vex’s kilt was tiny, displaying her slender legs from thigh to knee, beneath which they disappeared into her customary large boots, giving her the look of a character from one of her favorite Japanese cartoons.
“Do you think I might meet a boyfriend at the party?” said Vex.
Moonglow frowned. Moonglow had no objection to Vex having a boyfriend, but she didn’t quite approve of the way Vex had been fixating on it recently. The young Elemental seemed to have developed the notion that she was somehow lacking without a boyfriend, a notion that Moonglow was sure she’d picked up from the enormous amount of manga she read online.
“Just because girls in comics want boyfriends doesn’t mean you need to have one,” she’d told Vex. Vex hadn’t paid any attention.
Daniel had brushed his hair and put on the new jacket selected for him by Moonglow a few months ago.
“Everyone ready for the cinema?” said Moonglow. “Where’s our birthday girl?”
“I’m right here!” cried Vex and began hopping up and down.
“Right. I meant our other birthday girl. The werewolf.”
“I’m here,” said Kalix, appearing from her room upstairs. Kalix was smiling excitedly. She’d brushed her very long hair, and it shone as it streamed down past her shoulders, in contrast with her dull gray coat. As always, Kalix’s outfit contrasted strongly with the bright and colorful Vex. The young werewolf was averse to wearing anything colorful. Beneath her coat she wore a pair of jeans that had faded to a neutral gray, bought from the local charity shop. She had a new Runaways T-shirt, a birthday present from Daniel and Moonglow. They knew that Kalix would only wear the T-shirt if it were either black or white, so they’d picked white, with the band’s figures outlined in black. Kalix was very happy with the T-shirt.
“Everybody ready?” asked Moonglow.
“Wait!” cried Kalix. “I forgot my keys.” Kalix hurried back up the stairs.
“I forgot my keys too,” said Daniel. He headed back toward his room.
“Did I forget anything?” asked Vex.
“I don’t know,” replied Moonglow. “Did you?”
“I better check,” said Vex, and rushed upstairs.
Moonglow was left on her own in the living room. Kalix was the first to reappear.
“I got my keys.” She paused. “But I forgot my money.”
Kalix bounded back up the stairs. Moonglow pursed her lips. It could be a difficult task getting everyone out of the house.
Daniel appeared. “Got my keys,” he said.
“Did you bring your wallet?”
Daniel felt in his pockets. “I’ll be right back,” he said, and hurried off.
How did I become everyone’s mother? thought Moonglow. I’m too young to be in charge of three idiots.
Beauty and Delicious were surprised at how easily Dominil had been persuaded to attend Kalix’s birthday party. They’d assumed she’d refuse and had been preparing to assail her with a long string of reasons as to why she should attend. Kalix was a fellow werewolf, she was Dominil’s cousin, and she had on one occasion saved Dominil’s life. Besides, as Beauty pointed out, Dominil lived the most boring life imaginable, visiting art galleries and translating Latin poetry. It would do her good to let her hair down.
“Although her hair is pretty much straight down already,” said Delicious.
“True. But it is a bit weird, being so white. She should let us dye it.”
Beauty’s hair was bright pink and Delicious’s a vivid blue. The twins devoted a lot of time and energy to hair maintenance. It was worth the effort. Even in Camden, where brightly colored coiffures were common, the magnificence of the sisters’ brightly colored tresses could still attract attention as they sauntered down the pavement. Their visits to a salon in Knightsbridge were expensive, but they could afford it. Their parents had died in an accident, making Beauty and Delicious wealthy at a young age. They’d wasted no time in decamping to London to engage in a riotous lifestyle. The rest of the clan didn’t approve, but Beauty and Delicious didn’t care what the rest of the clan thought.
“So why is Dominil coming to Kalix’s party?”
It was puzzling. Even though Dominil had been acting as manager of the twins’ band, she’d resolutely refused to join in with their lifestyle. Dominil would never visit pubs or clubs. But now she’d agreed to travel south of the river to Kalix’s birthday party, and she hadn’t even complained about it.
“Dominil likes Kalix, I suppose,” said Delicious. “More than us, anyway.”
“True. Though I wouldn’t have thought she liked her enough to put up with a lot of drunken werewolves.”
“What drunken werewolves?”
“Us. Dominil has this weird thing about not liking drunken werewolves. It’s a flaw in her character.”
“Maybe she’s looking for a man?”
The twins roared with laughter. The twins amused themselves with the continual fantasy that Dominil was desperate to find a boyfriend. There was no reason to believe this was true, though Dominil had been known to engage with the opposite sex. She’d once spent the night with Pete, their guitarist. Dominil had initiated this, and ended the relationship immediately afterward. Pete had never gotten over it. He still longed for Dominil, though she’d shown no interest in continuing the relationship.
The phone in the living room rang.
“I’m outside,” said Dominil.
The twins rushed out to Dominil’s car, clutching their bags. It was mid-afternoon and they were due to meet the others at the Odeon Cinema in Marble Arch. The twins weren’t particularly keen on the Runaways, but they were willing to watch any film about a rock band.
“I hope there’s lots of drugs and stuff,” said Beauty. “And alcohol.”
“And sex,” said Delicious. “At the same time. Hi, Dominil, looking forward to the movie?”
“Not really,” said Dominil, and pulled carefully away from the curb.
“Is there any chance you could not drive like a nervous eighty-year-old?” asked Beauty as Dominil carefully negotiated the turn into the main road in Camden. Her cautious driving was another target of the twins’ mockery.
“Did the Mistress of the Werewolves call you?” said Delicious.
“Yes,” replied Dominil. “Why do you ask?”
“We wondered if she nagged you into going to the party, to check up on Kalix.”
Dominil halted at a traffic light at Mornington Crescent. She turned to stare at Delicious.
“I assume that you called the Mistress of the Werewolves yourself, to ask her to pressurize me into attending?”
“We may have,” said Delicious.
Dominil scowled. The twins knew that Verasa MacRinnalch, Kalix’s mother, held Dominil in high regard. They also knew that Verasa worried about her errant daughter, far away in London. Asking her to persuade Dominil to attend the party had been their idea of a cunning plan.
“There was no need,” said Dominil. “I had already accepted the invitation.”
“But why? You’re so antisocial. Beauty, isn’t Dominil antisocial?”
“The most antisocial werewolf in the clan,” agreed Beauty. “I think she holds some sort of record.”
Dominil’s lips compressed slightly, but she didn’t engage with the twins. It would be a waste of time. When Beauty and Delicious were excited, as they were now, there was no way of preventing them from talking nonsense. Since taking on the task of managing their band, Dominil had learned to ignore it. She followed the one-way system through Camden before taking the main road toward Oxford Street, bringing them to a large underground car park close to the cinema.
“Wouldn’t it be funny if the car broke down?” said Delicious as they emerged into the street above.
“Why would it be funny?” asked Dominil.
“Because we’re all going to turn into werewolves in a few hours, of course. We’d be werewolves in the middle of town. Owwooo!”
“It would not be funny at all,” said Dominil sternly. “And the car won’t break down. I had it serviced recently.”
“Owwooo!” Beauty joined in with her sister, imagining themselves already to be werewolves. Passersby looked at the girls and smiled. It was odd behavior, howling in the street for no apparent reason, but given the brightness of the sisters’ hair and clothes, it didn’t seem out of character. Students, they imagined. Or perhaps some sort of alternative models, with their pink, blue and snow-white hair.
“Kalix and her friends are in the foyer,” said Dominil. “Now stop howling and start behaving. I’m expecting this film to be tedious enough without having to listen to you making fools of yourselves all the way through.”
