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Foreplay, to get you in the mood:
Оглавление“Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”
–Ella Wheeler Wilcox (author and poet)
“Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.”
–Alfred E. Neuman (gap-toothed symbol of MAD magazine)
“Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”
–John Belushi as Bluto Blutarsky in Animal House
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
–Billy Crystal as Mitch Robbins in City Slickers
“Foul-mouthed? Fuck you!”
–Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop
“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.”
–Clint Eastwood as “Dirty” Harry Callahan in The Dead Pool
“She thinks I’m a pervert because I drank our water bed.”
–Woody Allen as Miles Monroe in Sleeper
“There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.”
–Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander in Zoolander
“I have a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
–Robin Williams on the Tonight Show
“Listen, let’s get one thing straight. In the hours you’re here taking care of my mother, no ganja.”
–James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano in The Sopranos
“Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke.”
–Many people, including Michael N. Marcus
My only child, Hunter J. Marcus
He licks himself and he licks me, but he can’t laugh.
