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Important Questions
ОглавлениеQ: Why do dogs lick themselves?
A: Because they can.
Q: Why can’t dogs dance well?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Make a noise like a cookie.
Q: What breed of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog
Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because no one else will wag it.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang.
Q. How do you keep a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
A. Put it in a front seat.
Q: What does a puppy become after it’s one year old?
A: Two years old
Q: What do you get when you breed a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on
