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Tomorrow I leave for New York, people. I leave to go find the man who inspired this image here.

You know? My last holiday was never, right? When does a man like Aziz have time for a holiday? Answer: everyday should be a holiday. So … time to hit the road, innit. Time for adventure.

I got a bow tie tattooed on my neck and now I’m off to go find the boy with the bow tie tattoo. Know why? If I think I’m an individual and the internet thinks we’re all alike, I’m going to go find my doppelgangers. All of them. I’ve found one and I need to see exactly how he fits the Aziz profile.

 Does he like sandwiches?

 Does he think life is for the living?

 Does he eat everything with his hands?

 Has he had a threesome?

 Will he have a threesome with me and some girl, so we can create some sort of infinity pool effect on a spitroast?

 Is that disgusting?

 If it is, is that okay, because we all know why you visit this blog, right?

 Will the world implode if 2 doppelgangers have a threesome?

All these things need answering. I’m off to find my doppelganger with the cool-ass tattoo, find out exactly how that tattoo came to pass and I am going to show you the world, shining, shimmering, shameless.

Stick with me kid. We’ll go far.

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