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I AM FULL OF BADNESS

I am officially in a heap of smelly trouble. It involves me and Starsky and Starsky’s friends and a dare in a shop, which I did but I got caught. (Because of my epic bad luck I am always the one who gets caught.) I can’t tell what happened because I am too full of a heavy feeling which Mum says is called shame but I know is badness.

I had to be brought home from the shop by my mum which was ten out of ten awkward. I was fully expecting her to shout but she didn’t, which was a big surprise and shock. Then Gobber laughed his ugly laugh, licked my face and left slobber running down my cheeks like tears. (Just for the record, they were not tears alright.)

She didn’t say much only that she thinks I get into trouble when I hang around with Starsky and his friends.

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