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ABSOLUTE WORST JOBS FOR AN ADVERSE ARIES
ОглавлениеOutgoing Call Center Employee: This job would bore anyone, but it may drive an Aries to stick pencils into his or her eyes. Ironically, they might actually be quite good at convincing people to buy whatever it is they’re selling, but the repetitiveness and the sitting down for eight hours, and that stupid little bell that the boss makes you ring when you get a sale—it would all just be too much for a proud, energy-filled Aries.
Scientist: Aries aren’t always very bright, and they’re almost never detail-oriented. They could very likely wreck a carefully designed study by their lack of attention. Aries tend to multitask, and their inability to focus on what’s right in front of them might literally make their project blow up in their face.
Politician: The problem with an Arian politician is that Rams simply don’t lie well. For a politician to be successful, he or she needs to be able to spin the truth in order to capture the most votes. Rarely will an Aries be able to force him- or herself to pander to the population and lower him- or herself to tell an untruth. In the end, if they do lie, they will do it so poorly that they will lose the votes anyway.