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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Preface

YEAR I

1. Lumpers and Splitters

2. Biker lycra siticus

3. Ed Abbey Had a Mountain Bike

4. Testiculatus

5. Weeds of the West

6. Beauty is as Beauty C’n Do

7. The Prostate Saver

8. The Bird that Eats Shit

9. Murderers, Fornicators, and Coffee Drinkers

10. Hardtail or Doublesprung?

11. 6,047,086,034 6,047,086,035

12. This is True Worship

13. A Carbolic-Acid Enema

14. Lardass

15. Agnostic Praying Mantis

16. Little Column?

17. Empty Sockets, Sardonic Grin

YEAR II

18. A Pretty Decent Fall

19. Mistletoe Birds

20. Ecstatic Phenomenon

21. Sage Grouse Lek

22. Oblanceolate to Spatulate

23. Wicked Concoction

24. Mr. Nice Dick

25. Evolutionary Theater

26. Jesus is the Answer

27. Horny Goat Weed

28. As Common as Paradox, As Odd as Love

YEAR III

29. Strange Behaviors

30. Elderberry Melancholy

31. Do You Believe in Love?

32. Just the Stuff About Your Virility

33. Mr. Feelgood

34. Death Defying Act of Defiance

35. Nurses

36. Stories I’ll Tell at Your Funeral

37. Transcendental Balance

38. Life’s Essential Injustice

39. Standing in the Snow Thinking About Plums

40. I’ll Bury Her Among Piñons

YEAR IV

41. Driving Off the Spleen

42. Draw Me No White Dresses on Corpses

43. Who Has Once Met Irony…

44. A World of Yellow Scent

45. Happy Hour/Under God

46. Canvas for Paint, Paper for Ink

47. Too Old a Dog

48. God Stories

49. A Trillion, Trillion, Trillion Years

YEAR V

50. Not the End, Yet

Epilogue