Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Twitter Comments
Acknowledgements
Introduction
Trying to Write the Right Profile
First Bites and Backbites
Sex and Sensibility
The Packaging
Out in Open Water
Fundamental Ironies of the Game
Landings on Islands
Back in the Fray
The Day I Decided to Quit
And Then He Kissed Me
What Happened Next
693 Days
A Final Dedication
About the Publisher
