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Contents
ОглавлениеLessons from the Staircase: An Introduction to Life
The Other Taco Bell Dog
Going to Pot
The Grumpy Vagina
Looking for Some Hot Stuff
Reeling in the Altar Chickens: How to Get a Stubborn Man to Propose
Men Who Have Maytags and the Women Who Love Them
Mama’s Bridge Biddies
Bebo
The Uterine Comptroller
The Perfect Mom
In Sickness and Health, and Trips to the Goodwill
Marrying Ma Ferguson
Little Miss Ungrateful
Die Rear
Not Tonight, Hon: Wait ’Til I Get My New Boobs
The Ultra GrindZapper Treatment
Miss Glorious Priss Pot
When One Elvis Is Not Enough
Field Trips from the Edge
The Worthalots
I Wanna Sang!
Smiling from the Pool Table
Eye Cues
Gooooood Miiiiiiiilk!
Leasing Life’s Blessings
The Unglamorous Girl of “Camp Am Not”
My Old-Lady Swimsuit
Nobody Wants a Bone But a Dog
The Reinhardt Diet: The Unconventional Way
Someone’s Knockering on the Door
Up and Grade: My New Best Friends
Growing Older with Grace and Merlot