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Acknowledgments

Author’s Note

Richmond, Tee-tee, and a Can of Lysol and Hollywood

Atlanta and the Dumpster

Hollywood and the Mee-Maw Panties

Erma Bombeck Country

Four Teats to the Wind

Not Junior League Material

A DWI on Horseback and a Showdown with a Snapping Turtle

Give Me a Tag and I’ll Give You My Uterus

Hooking Up With David Sedaris

Fishing for a Date

Ode to Bald Men, Precious Thangs

If It’s Not in His Kiss, Could It Be in His Boxers?

My Eggs Are in Wheelchairs

You Can’t Clone Decency

When the Bough Breaks

The Cradle Will Fall

A Symphony of Seasons

I’ll Love You Forever

Whatever God Sends

Rediscovering My Father’s Love

Wings and Ass Bangs

Would You Like a Waffle with Those Shoes, Ma’am?

Sister Sandy and the Family Jewels

In My Sister’s Former Life—Where the Living Is Easy

The Nuttiest Preschool Teacher in the World

They Call Him Flipper, She Calls Him Hubby

Forget Muskrat Love

Doggy Liposuction and Humpathons

Ten Toddlers and Girls Gone Wild

Parenting Tips You Must Never Tell the Pediatrician!

The South Be-Otch Exercise Plan

Hair It Is

The Gambrells in Europe: A Four-Act Comedy

Career Day Including a Skull in a Stomach

For Sale on eBay: My Husband