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Introduction

At the moment Julius Caesar and his army crossed the little stream known as the Rubicon in Northern Italy, he became a capital criminal back in Rome. To preserve the Republic, no General was allowed to bring troops into the capital, but Caesar suspected he would be welcomed by the Senate and people rather than executed.

You might think the words he uttered at that pivotal moment would be exhortations to the gods or pleas to the Senate about his patriotism and intentions. Instead, he simply said, “Alea acta est” — the die is cast. Caesar had pushed all his chips on the 7 and sent the dice flying in hopes of a lucky roll. His fate, and that of history itself, hinged on what number turned up.

It shouldn’t surprise us that Caesar alluded to a dice game. Gambling was already an ancient form of entertainment. In fact, we’ve been gambling since the beginning. Nearly every major ancient civilization — from the Chinese to the Babylonians, from the Greeks to the Incas — played games of chance. You might say it’s written into our DNA as humans.

And there’s more to it than entertainment. Gambling has advanced philosophy, economics, and of course, mathematics. About the time Vesalius revealed the workings of the human body and Copernicus demoted the Earth from its status as center of the universe, their lesser-known high school classmate Girolamo Cardano released a seminal tome on gambling that laid down principles on statistics and probability. This work — as much as any other in the Renaissance — helped launch the world toward modernity. (And no, these guys weren’t actually high school classmates.)

Gambling has always been a democratic pastime. It brings people together, just as it does to this day. Dice and cards don’t care about your class, your status, or your wealth. In fact, gambling helped launch democracy when 13 restless colonies helped fund their revolution and their new nation through government-run lotteries.

So, when you step into a casino, you’re doing something essentially human. You’re joining a long line of people that stretches around the world and back into the mists of time. They knew that putting some small piece of your livelihood in the hands of fate confirms we’re alive. They saw that the ups and downs of a game are like miniature rehearsals for life itself. When you try your luck, you open a peephole into the machinery of the universe, hoping to get a sign of what it has in store for us. You’ve bought this book and joined a long tradition. You’re already a gambler. Let’s see what happens next. Alea acta est.

Casinos and Gamblers

Whether we’re talking about casinos, horse races, sports bets, lottery scratch-off tickets, or even church bingo night, gambling is a legitimate and accepted form of entertainment. But, as popular as it is the world over, it’s not a path to riches, and it’s not without its risks.

Here’s why: The folks who run the casinos are professionals who are astute business people with a successful formula for profit. They have the technology and resources to conduct research and development on how to take advantage of human desire and weakness. They know how to turn raw data into a fine-tuned operational strategy, and most of all, they know how to separate you from your money in order to grow their businesses and pay their shareholders.

And the average casino patrons? They are not likely to be professionals. These are the people thinking they can win their way to retirement just because they clean up in the neighborhood card night. They might be the ones on the cruise ship, communing with the universe about the optimal time of day to play the slots. Or they could be that bright young couple who went to Vegas just for the entertainment, and now when you talk to them, you see little roulette wheels spinning around where their pupils used to be.

The theme of this book is simple: A poorly prepared player — someone who doesn’t understand the games or the odds behind them — has virtually no chance to beat the house at its own game. Remember this fact: The Las Vegas Strip is an impressive stretch of elaborate resorts built one brick at a time from the losses of clueless sheep. The same story holds true for the casinos in Atlantic City, Kansas City, Chicago, and Tupelo, cruise ships, Native American reservations, riverboats, and every gaming establishment in between. Inexperience, intuition, and lucky guesses are poor guides in casino gambling.

But you don’t have to follow the flock to slaughter. This book arms you with the knowledge to turn casino odds in your favor. So, settle in, educate yourself, and get ready for a positive — even profitable — gambling experience.

About This Book

If you’re heading to a destination with a casino sometime soon, then this is the book for you. From blackjack to baccarat and from sports betting to slot strategies, prepare to receive the essential information you need to succeed and broaden your casino experience.

Casino games range in complexity and risk, so it’s critical that you choose the ones that match your brainpower commitment. For example, you should know that blackjack and poker require skill, while the average golden retriever is fully qualified to win at slots and keno. Feel free to gamble your dollars any way you want inside the casino. Bet big, bet small, play one game, or play them all. But the mission of this book is the same no matter what: steering you toward the best games and away from gimmicks and bad bets.

In addition to the nuts, bolts, and winning strategies of each casino game, there are important universal concepts, such as probability, money management, and the role of luck in gambling. Too many people neglect these dynamics. By mastering them, you improve your chances of winning.

Look. Casinos don’t have to be seen as evil empires of sin and vice. American casinos are well regulated and run fair games. But fair doesn’t mean you have a 50-50 chance to win. And it doesn’t mean they bend over backward to keep you away from dumb bets. Such information runs contrary to the primary goal of their business: to part you from your money. Reading Casino Gambling For Dummies is your act of defiance and your way of striking back at the empire. And as the ultimate poke in the eye to the evil empires, you might just come home a winner.

Each game of chance covered in this book comes with its own vocabulary — gambling jargon — that helps you become a successful player. For example, to play craps correctly, you must know what a field bet is and why you should avoid it. To make money at blackjack, you want to understand the terms double down and insurance.

Starting to sound like the first session of a foreign language course? Don’t worry; it’s much easier than you think. Look for the following conventions in this book to help you:

 When a new gambling-specific word shows up, it will be italicized just before its definition.

 The most important tips and warnings will have their own logos.

 The appendix contains a helpful summary of resources you can use when you’re ready to go.

 Bold text indicates keywords in bulleted lists or highlights the action parts of numbered lists.

What You’re Not to Read

If you only care about the games, you can skip the sidebars (framed in gray boxes) throughout the book. They serve as asides, anecdotes, or examples, but they aren’t critical to your understanding of the game. In many cases, however, they clarify the principles and tactics in that chapter.

Foolish Assumptions

People pick up this book when they’re gambling-curious or when their travel partner is a gambler and is tired of explaining how to count up a blackjack hand. Maybe this fits you to a tee, maybe it doesn’t, but here goes:

 You’re preparing for an upcoming visit to a casino and want to understand the basics and correct protocol before entering that foreign world.

 You may be familiar with most games, but you simply want some tips to improve your performance and skills.

 You want to win when you gamble in a casino.

 You also just want to have fun. (Sure, casino gambling is entertainment, but it’s a lot more fun when chips are flowing in your direction.)

Are you an expert who doesn’t really identify with these assumptions? Don’t worry. We’ll cover a few advanced tidbits for the more experienced gambler as well, so you don’t feel left out.

Icons Used in This Book

Icons are a signature feature of For Dummies books. They help draw your eye to specific types of information. And after you have read the book, the icons provide a great guide for a final review before hitting the casino.

This bull’s-eye denotes a suggestion that can potentially save money, win money, or help you play better. Mastering these tidbits can keep you on the winning road.

Casinos have numerous pitfalls that trap novice gamblers. This icon acts as a caution, a red light that guides you away from an action or aspect of gambling that’s potentially harmful.

When you see this sign, look for critical information that you want to take away with you — key concepts that come up repeatedly when you’re gambling. Remembering these pointers can help you stay on the road to success.

Beyond the Book

Cheat Sheet: On the Cheat Sheet, which you can find by searching for this book’s title at www.dummies.com/, you’ll find the inside line on casinos, sports betting, horse racing, and much more. Start your transformation from Zach Galifianakis to Bugsy Siegel right here!

Where to Go from Here

The best place to begin is Part I because it sets up the remaining chapters. From there, just pick the chapters that appeal to you. Scan the table of contents or index and find the topics that interest you. Feel free to frolic — while everyone seeks the same destination, there are no rigid road maps to follow in Casino Gambling For Dummies.

And, of course, there are no guarantees that this book will lead you to a monster jackpot. But knowledge really is power in a casino. As long as you’ve come to learn about the good, the bad, and the glitzy, you’ve come to the right place. And odds are, even if you don’t come out a winner, this book can guide you toward a great casino experience.