Cover Page
Title Page
Dedication
Introduction Burnt Toast
Chickening Out
It’s Your Caviar, You Can Do What You Want with It
Place on Rack and Let Cool
Sour Grapes Can Make a Fine Wine
I’m Too Fried
Recipe for Disaster
It’s Pretty, Let’s Eat It
Once Burnt, Twice Shy
Dare to Compare Apples and Oranges
Will Work for Pie
Afterword: Happy Enchilada
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher