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1 Welcome to Ireland

2 ‘Ireland’

3 Atonal Improvised Alto Saxophone

4 Morris dancing v. Irish dancing

5 Leppy

6 FINNEGANIA

7 Various: potato, wine-man, half-crazed hawker

8 ‘Sure, so what’s this squiggly bit, then?’

9 My Great, Great Grandfather the Horseperson

10 Pseudo-Sean and his Joycean chat-up

11 A dancing ‘Gerry Adams’

12 Superquinn Sausages

13 English butter bad, Irish butter good

14 VIKING TOWN

15 Tim’s Short- and Long-Term Memory Tank System

16 Terry’s Short-Term Memory System

17 Electropop

18 The Great Lincolnshire Graphic Novel

19 Various: comedian, armoured car, mad relation

20 Holyhead

21 Cultural Tour Icons: Book of Kells, Martello Tower, Maud Gonne, Charlie Haughey, The Divorce Referendum, Gate Theatre, Sharon Shannon and Donal Lunny, The Peace Process, Ireland 1 Italy 0, Dana

22 Football Types

23 O’Shea’s

24 Mad Eyes

25 Scary Viking

26 Leprechaun, Firbolg

27 Jockey

28 ORANGE COUNTY

29 Barney the Cocktail Maker

30 Red-faced Beardy

31 Various: angry short speccy guy, ticket inspector (dead-ringer for a German U-boat commander), two Clare girls, old man

32 Hurling

33 Sean McCabe the barber

34 Yellow Steeple, Trim

35 Tara

36 The Celts were tough

37 Faery Footballer

38 Jack Charlton

39 Sean the Dublin Bay Prawn of Neutrality

40 Kevin the Carp of Storytelling

41 SHANEWORLD

42 Tractor/pheasant connection

43 Fungie the Dolphin

44 Rex and Shaggy

45 Doolin

46 ‘Mars!’

47 The Great Fiddle Mystery

48 Gort

49 Can Man

50 Spanish Conceptual Art

51 Various: Lorcan Murray, little-girl-next-door bird, anorexic English-looking blonde, shy sales assistant

52 Benbulben

53 Posing on some swanky ski resort with Steve Podborski, Bryan Adams and, er, William Shatner

54 Bus driving away

55 A Sligo pub: Pete the accordion-player, the Fiddler, ‘Dolores’ the Bodhran Player

56 Daniel’s House, his Fans and his Jumper

57 Daniel’s Family Tree

58 Celtic Mike 238 59 Brain-Emptied TV

60 Four-Part Harmony

61 Tweed Cap

62 MARYLAND

63 God?

64 A Moving Statue

65 Connor/Kinky

66 Potato

67 Alloy Wheel

68 Upside-Down car

69 Fish

70 Irish Pub Guide

71 Irish Crossword

72 Distribution of Tourists in Holiday Season

73 Distribution of Rainfall

74 Distribution of Conversational topics