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Any time where a patient actually needs an ambulance.
People having an acute flare-up of a chronic condition (diabetes, asthma, heart disease)
People who can’t walk, but who live on the ground floor.
People who make an effort towards managing their chronic conditions.
Maternal emergencies.
Nice people.
Old people.
Children who don’t cry.
Any time a patient, or their relative, says a simple ‘Thank you’ at the end of their trip.
Bad Job
Runny noses, coughs and colds. Verrucas.
People who have had an argument with a family member.
People who can’t walk, but live at the top of a block of flats with no lifts. And are heavy.
People who abuse their bodies with drink or drugs.
5 a.m. matern-a-taxis.
Gangsters crying because they have been stabbed for dealing drugs on the wrong street.
Awful nursing homes.
Parents who weep over their child’s cut finger causing them to have hysterical screaming.
Mr ‘I know my rights’.
