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Contents
ОглавлениеCover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Prologue: A Good Job
Introduction
Chapter 1 – Taxi
Chapter 2 – Leaving My Job
Chapter 3 – Zafira
Chapter 4 – NYE Night
Chapter 5 – Ten Deep Breaths
Chapter 6 – Taxi?
Chapter 7 – Chickenpox
Chapter 8 – Rough
Chapter 9 – The Black Dog Has Been Taken Outside and Shot
Chapter 10 – Complaint
Chapter 11 – Snapshots
Chapter 12 – Repeat Offender
Chapter 13 – Algesia
Chapter 14 – Back on the Car…
Chapter 15 – Wee-Wee
Chapter 16 – Swagger
Chapter 17 – Scent
Chapter 18 – Betting Shops
Chapter 19 – It Says ‘London’ on the Side
Chapter 20 – Good Job/Bad Job
Chapter 21 – Valentine’s Day
Chapter 22 – Tagged
Chapter 23 – Lost Words
Chapter 24 – Bleurgh
Chapter 25 – Free-Market Oxygen
Chapter 26 – Uniform
Chapter 27 – Abuse Your Ambulance Crew
Chapter 28 – Slow Suicide
Chapter 29 – I Wouldn’t Trust Them with My Dog
Chapter 30 – Laughing Policeman
Chapter 31 – Structural Collapse
Chapter 32 – Shorn
Chapter 33 – 12th November 2046
Chapter 34 – On the Power of Blankets
Chapter 35 – Friday Night’s All Right for Fighting
Chapter 36 – Gassed and Splinted
Chapter 37 – More Crap GP Work
Chapter 38 – Wasting the Time of a GP
Chapter 39 – Small Observation
Chapter 40 – (Another) Nan Down
Chapter 41 – More Madness in East London
Chapter 42 – Ethnic Relations
Chapter 43 – Lying to Patients
Chapter 44 – Patientside
Chapter 45 – Hit and Run
Chapter 46 – Happiness Is
Chapter 47 – Offering the Chance
Chapter 48 – Shaken Baby
Chapter 49 – On the Strange Thoughts that Assai I You at Five in the Morning
Chapter 50 – Taxi Driving
Chapter 51 – An Upsetting Job
Chapter 52 – Being Lied to
Chapter 53 – Clockwatching
Chapter 54 – Thank You Taxpayers
Chapter 55 – Helpful Demons
Chapter 56 – Absurd Council ‘Thinking’
Chapter 57 – Last Night’s ‘Off Job’
Chapter 58 – Wild Geese
Chapter 59 – Why You Should Pull Over and Let Us Pass (Or Hahahahahaha …)
Chapter 60 – Arranged
Chapter 61 – Sugar
Chapter 62 – F-off
Chapter 63 – The Standard Weekend Night
Chapter 64 – Moped Madness
Chapter 65 – Sucking Lungs
Chapter 66 – Persuasion
Chapter 67 – The Jobs We Do…
Chapter 68 – On Dealing with a Brain Surgeon
Chapter 69 – Forgetting Your History
Chapter 70 – A Warning
Chapter 71 – Bloody CPR
Chapter 72 – Stabbings and Sex Politics
Chapter 73 – New Terms
Chapter 74 – Rioting and Waiting
Chapter 75 – Not with Your Ten-Foot Barge Pole
Chapter 76 – Not All Bad
Chapter 77 – Minimalist Blogging #1
Chapter 78 – Minimalist Blogging #2
Chapter 79 – Minimalist Blogging #3
Chapter 80 – Minimalist Blogging #4
Chapter 81 – Minimalist Blogging #5
Chapter 82 – Community Care
Chapter 83 – Things that Make Me Want to Go Stabby
Chapter 84 – Why I Keep Telling My Mother that I Would Rather Wear Glasses to Work than Contact Lenses—Namely Their Protective Quality
Chapter 85 – The Usual Suspects
Chapter 86 – Maybe
Chapter 87 – Heatwave
Chapter 88 – Blue, Blue, Blue and Blue
Chapter 89 – Armed Siege
Chapter 90 – Working for Your Pay
Chapter 91 – Boating
Chapter 92 – Intermediate Tier
Chapter 93 – Double Fall
Chapter 94 – Fall-Not As Given
Chapter 95 – Faux Pas
Chapter 96 – ‘Cheating’ to Get Care
Chapter 97 – Oh FFS!
Chapter 98 – Shattered
Chapter 99 – Tilt
Chapter 100 – The Truth*
Chapter 101 – Why Your Train Yesterday May Have Been Delayed
Chapter 102 – Three Glass Stories
Chapter 103 – Hit
Chapter 104 – Allergic Reaction
Chapter 105 – After the Epilepsy Comes the Work
Chapter 106 – Snails
Chapter 107 – Mugging
Chapter 108 – Danger Bus
Chapter 109 – Dog (Or, Why I Like Animals More than Most People)
Chapter 110 – Thursday Night
Chapter 111 – Thank You West Ham
Chapter 112 – My New Plan for Hoax Calls
Chapter 113 – On TV Dramas and Documentaries
Chapter 114 – Dotty
Chapter 115 – Unknown Aggro
Chapter 116 – Church
Chapter 117 – Saviour or Service Abuser
Chapter 118 – Possession
Chapter 119 – The Humanity of the Officer of the Peace
Chapter 120 – Abandonment
Chapter 121 – Both Boxes Ticked
Chapter 122 – Cynical Minds Thinking Alike
Chapter 123 – Veil
Chapter 124 – A New Kind of Stupid
Chapter 125 – Forked
Chapter 126 – Hypo
Chapter 127 – Parklife
Chapter 128 – 9010
Chapter 129 – The Things that We Do
Chapter 130 – Helpful Passers-By
Chapter 131 – Government Targets
Chapter 132 – Hectic
Chapter 133 – Beaten
Chapter 134 – Beaten II
Chapter 135 – Inter-Service Relationships
Chapter 136 – Ghosts of the Past
Chapter 137 – Pitch Black
Chapter 138 – Google Health
Chapter 139 – Another Monday Night
Chapter 140 – Is It Wrong?
Chapter 141 – The Right Choice
Chapter 142 – The Slow Attrition of the Soul
Chapter 143 – Knee
Chapter 144 – Extended Role
Chapter 145 – The Stanford Experiment
Chapter 146 – Da Boss
Chapter 147 – Standing Back
Chapter 148 – Two in Two Nights
Chapter 149 – MHU Transfers
Chapter 150 – No Boom Today, Maybe Boom Tomorrow
Chapter 151 – A Little Good
Chapter 152 – Anger
Chapter 153 – A Night on the FRU
Chapter 154 – Attention
Chapter 155 – Meal-Breaks
Chapter 156 – Battered
Chapter 157 – The Long Job
Chapter 158 – Christmas
Chapter 159 – Man Down
Chapter 160 – Pre-Christmas Crisis
Chapter 161 – Bus/Follow Up
Chapter 162 – Curse of the Observer
Chapter 163 – His and Hers
Chapter 164 – On the Possible Causes for a Collapse
Chapter 165 – Non-Carers Who Care
Chapter 166 – Canvas, with Handles
Chapter 167 – Essex Boy
Chapter 168 – Parents
Chapter 169 – A Query on a Phone Call
Chapter 170 – Wheelchair
Chapter 171 – More of the (Shameful) Usual
Chapter 172 – Violence
Chapter 173 – Increasing Calls
Chapter 174 – Mr Grumpy
Chapter 175 – Yellow Card
Chapter 176 – Fat Bastard
Chapter 177 – On the Failings of My Stab Vest
Chapter 178 – Broken Finger
Chapter 179 – Returnee
Chapter 180 – Another Good Job
Chapter 181 – Infested
Chapter 182 – Small Annoyances
Chapter 183 – Friday
Chapter 184 – The Same Old Story
Chapter 185 – Yellow
Chapter 186 – Hive Mind
Chapter 187 – From Sun to Scum
Chapter 188 – More Real Work
Chapter 189 – More Strokes
Chapter 190 – Midwife to Tragedy
Chapter 191 – Rat Poison
Chapter 192 – Filth
Chapter 193 – Why I Like Old Folk
Chapter 194 – Cordoned Off
Chapter 195 – Invisible Dogs
Chapter 196 – Why the Government Hates Us
Chapter 197 – Thanks to a Bystander
Chapter 198 – Smoky
Chapter 199 – How to Fix the Ambulance Service (Part One)
Chapter 200 – HOW to Fix the Ambulance Service (Part Two)
Chapter 201 – Hidden Abuse?
Chapter 202 – The Term of the Day
Chapter 203 – A Good GP
Chapter 204 – Twit One and Twit Two
Chapter 205 – Two Amusing Things
Chapter 206 – Deceased
Chapter 207 – Fuming
Chapter 208 – Night Swimming
Chapter 209 – A Sheet of A4
Chapter 210 – Tough as Old Boots
Chapter 211 – Strength
Chapter 212 – Lexicon of the Ambulance Service (or What ‘Punter’ Means)
Acknowledgements
About the Author
Also by the Author
About the Publisher
