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Contents

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Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Prologue: A Good Job

Introduction

Chapter 1 – Taxi

Chapter 2 – Leaving My Job

Chapter 3 – Zafira

Chapter 4 – NYE Night

Chapter 5 – Ten Deep Breaths

Chapter 6 – Taxi?

Chapter 7 – Chickenpox

Chapter 8 – Rough

Chapter 9 – The Black Dog Has Been Taken Outside and Shot

Chapter 10 – Complaint

Chapter 11 – Snapshots

Chapter 12 – Repeat Offender

Chapter 13 – Algesia

Chapter 14 – Back on the Car…

Chapter 15 – Wee-Wee

Chapter 16 – Swagger

Chapter 17 – Scent

Chapter 18 – Betting Shops

Chapter 19 – It Says ‘London’ on the Side

Chapter 20 – Good Job/Bad Job

Chapter 21 – Valentine’s Day

Chapter 22 – Tagged

Chapter 23 – Lost Words

Chapter 24 – Bleurgh

Chapter 25 – Free-Market Oxygen

Chapter 26 – Uniform

Chapter 27 – Abuse Your Ambulance Crew

Chapter 28 – Slow Suicide

Chapter 29 – I Wouldn’t Trust Them with My Dog

Chapter 30 – Laughing Policeman

Chapter 31 – Structural Collapse

Chapter 32 – Shorn

Chapter 33 – 12th November 2046

Chapter 34 – On the Power of Blankets

Chapter 35 – Friday Night’s All Right for Fighting

Chapter 36 – Gassed and Splinted

Chapter 37 – More Crap GP Work

Chapter 38 – Wasting the Time of a GP

Chapter 39 – Small Observation

Chapter 40 – (Another) Nan Down

Chapter 41 – More Madness in East London

Chapter 42 – Ethnic Relations

Chapter 43 – Lying to Patients

Chapter 44 – Patientside

Chapter 45 – Hit and Run

Chapter 46 – Happiness Is

Chapter 47 – Offering the Chance

Chapter 48 – Shaken Baby

Chapter 49 – On the Strange Thoughts that Assai I You at Five in the Morning

Chapter 50 – Taxi Driving

Chapter 51 – An Upsetting Job

Chapter 52 – Being Lied to

Chapter 53 – Clockwatching

Chapter 54 – Thank You Taxpayers

Chapter 55 – Helpful Demons

Chapter 56 – Absurd Council ‘Thinking’

Chapter 57 – Last Night’s ‘Off Job’

Chapter 58 – Wild Geese

Chapter 59 – Why You Should Pull Over and Let Us Pass (Or Hahahahahaha …)

Chapter 60 – Arranged

Chapter 61 – Sugar

Chapter 62 – F-off

Chapter 63 – The Standard Weekend Night

Chapter 64 – Moped Madness

Chapter 65 – Sucking Lungs

Chapter 66 – Persuasion

Chapter 67 – The Jobs We Do…

Chapter 68 – On Dealing with a Brain Surgeon

Chapter 69 – Forgetting Your History

Chapter 70 – A Warning

Chapter 71 – Bloody CPR

Chapter 72 – Stabbings and Sex Politics

Chapter 73 – New Terms

Chapter 74 – Rioting and Waiting

Chapter 75 – Not with Your Ten-Foot Barge Pole

Chapter 76 – Not All Bad

Chapter 77 – Minimalist Blogging #1

Chapter 78 – Minimalist Blogging #2

Chapter 79 – Minimalist Blogging #3

Chapter 80 – Minimalist Blogging #4

Chapter 81 – Minimalist Blogging #5

Chapter 82 – Community Care

Chapter 83 – Things that Make Me Want to Go Stabby

Chapter 84 – Why I Keep Telling My Mother that I Would Rather Wear Glasses to Work than Contact Lenses—Namely Their Protective Quality

Chapter 85 – The Usual Suspects

Chapter 86 – Maybe

Chapter 87 – Heatwave

Chapter 88 – Blue, Blue, Blue and Blue

Chapter 89 – Armed Siege

Chapter 90 – Working for Your Pay

Chapter 91 – Boating

Chapter 92 – Intermediate Tier

Chapter 93 – Double Fall

Chapter 94 – Fall-Not As Given

Chapter 95 – Faux Pas

Chapter 96 – ‘Cheating’ to Get Care

Chapter 97 – Oh FFS!

Chapter 98 – Shattered

Chapter 99 – Tilt

Chapter 100 – The Truth*

Chapter 101 – Why Your Train Yesterday May Have Been Delayed

Chapter 102 – Three Glass Stories

Chapter 103 – Hit

Chapter 104 – Allergic Reaction

Chapter 105 – After the Epilepsy Comes the Work

Chapter 106 – Snails

Chapter 107 – Mugging

Chapter 108 – Danger Bus

Chapter 109 – Dog (Or, Why I Like Animals More than Most People)

Chapter 110 – Thursday Night

Chapter 111 – Thank You West Ham

Chapter 112 – My New Plan for Hoax Calls

Chapter 113 – On TV Dramas and Documentaries

Chapter 114 – Dotty

Chapter 115 – Unknown Aggro

Chapter 116 – Church

Chapter 117 – Saviour or Service Abuser

Chapter 118 – Possession

Chapter 119 – The Humanity of the Officer of the Peace

Chapter 120 – Abandonment

Chapter 121 – Both Boxes Ticked

Chapter 122 – Cynical Minds Thinking Alike

Chapter 123 – Veil

Chapter 124 – A New Kind of Stupid

Chapter 125 – Forked

Chapter 126 – Hypo

Chapter 127 – Parklife

Chapter 128 – 9010

Chapter 129 – The Things that We Do

Chapter 130 – Helpful Passers-By

Chapter 131 – Government Targets

Chapter 132 – Hectic

Chapter 133 – Beaten

Chapter 134 – Beaten II

Chapter 135 – Inter-Service Relationships

Chapter 136 – Ghosts of the Past

Chapter 137 – Pitch Black

Chapter 138 – Google Health

Chapter 139 – Another Monday Night

Chapter 140 – Is It Wrong?

Chapter 141 – The Right Choice

Chapter 142 – The Slow Attrition of the Soul

Chapter 143 – Knee

Chapter 144 – Extended Role

Chapter 145 – The Stanford Experiment

Chapter 146 – Da Boss

Chapter 147 – Standing Back

Chapter 148 – Two in Two Nights

Chapter 149 – MHU Transfers

Chapter 150 – No Boom Today, Maybe Boom Tomorrow

Chapter 151 – A Little Good

Chapter 152 – Anger

Chapter 153 – A Night on the FRU

Chapter 154 – Attention

Chapter 155 – Meal-Breaks

Chapter 156 – Battered

Chapter 157 – The Long Job

Chapter 158 – Christmas

Chapter 159 – Man Down

Chapter 160 – Pre-Christmas Crisis

Chapter 161 – Bus/Follow Up

Chapter 162 – Curse of the Observer

Chapter 163 – His and Hers

Chapter 164 – On the Possible Causes for a Collapse

Chapter 165 – Non-Carers Who Care

Chapter 166 – Canvas, with Handles

Chapter 167 – Essex Boy

Chapter 168 – Parents

Chapter 169 – A Query on a Phone Call

Chapter 170 – Wheelchair

Chapter 171 – More of the (Shameful) Usual

Chapter 172 – Violence

Chapter 173 – Increasing Calls

Chapter 174 – Mr Grumpy

Chapter 175 – Yellow Card

Chapter 176 – Fat Bastard

Chapter 177 – On the Failings of My Stab Vest

Chapter 178 – Broken Finger

Chapter 179 – Returnee

Chapter 180 – Another Good Job

Chapter 181 – Infested

Chapter 182 – Small Annoyances

Chapter 183 – Friday

Chapter 184 – The Same Old Story

Chapter 185 – Yellow

Chapter 186 – Hive Mind

Chapter 187 – From Sun to Scum

Chapter 188 – More Real Work

Chapter 189 – More Strokes

Chapter 190 – Midwife to Tragedy

Chapter 191 – Rat Poison

Chapter 192 – Filth

Chapter 193 – Why I Like Old Folk

Chapter 194 – Cordoned Off

Chapter 195 – Invisible Dogs

Chapter 196 – Why the Government Hates Us

Chapter 197 – Thanks to a Bystander

Chapter 198 – Smoky

Chapter 199 – How to Fix the Ambulance Service (Part One)

Chapter 200 – HOW to Fix the Ambulance Service (Part Two)

Chapter 201 – Hidden Abuse?

Chapter 202 – The Term of the Day

Chapter 203 – A Good GP

Chapter 204 – Twit One and Twit Two

Chapter 205 – Two Amusing Things

Chapter 206 – Deceased

Chapter 207 – Fuming

Chapter 208 – Night Swimming

Chapter 209 – A Sheet of A4

Chapter 210 – Tough as Old Boots

Chapter 211 – Strength

Chapter 212 – Lexicon of the Ambulance Service (or What ‘Punter’ Means)

Acknowledgements

About the Author

Also by the Author

About the Publisher

More Blood, More Sweat and Another Cup of Tea

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