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Ah! poor intoxicated little knave,

Now senseless, floating on the fragrant wave;

Why not content the cakes alone to munch?

Dearly thou pay'st for buzzing round the bowl;

Lost to the world, thou busy sweet-lipped soul—

Thus Death, as well as Pleasure, dwells with Punch.

Now let me take thee out, and moralize—

Thus 'tis with mortals, as it is with flies,

Forever hankering after Pleasure's cup:

Though Fate, with all his legions, be at hand,

The beasts, the draught of Circe can't withstand,

But in goes every nose—they must, will sup.

Mad are the passions, as a colt untamed!

When Prudence mounts their backs to ride them mild,

They fling, they snort, they foam, they rise inflamed,

Insisting on their own sole will so wild.

Gadsbud! my buzzing friend, thou art not dead;

The Fates, so kind, have not yet snapped thy thread;

By heavens, thou mov'st a leg, and now its brother.

And kicking, lo, again, thou mov'st another!

And now thy little drunken eyes unclose,

And now thou feelest for thy little nose,

And, finding it, thou rubbest thy two hands

Much as to say, "I'm glad I'm here again."

And well mayest thou rejoice—'tis very plain,

That near wert thou to Death's unsocial lands.

And now thou rollest on thy back about,

Happy to find thyself alive, no doubt—

Now turnest—on the table making rings,

Now crawling, forming a wet track,

Now shaking the rich liquor from thy back,

Now fluttering nectar from thy silken wings.

Now standing on thy head, thy strength to find,

And poking out thy small, long legs behind;

And now thy pinions dost thou briskly ply;

Preparing now to leave me—farewell, fly!

Go, join thy brothers on yon sunny board,

And rapture to thy family afford—

There wilt thou meet a mistress, or a wife,

That saw thee drunk, drop senseless in the stream

Who gave, perhaps, the wide-resounding scream,

And now sits groaning for thy precious life.

Yes, go and carry comfort to thy friends,

And wisely tell them thy imprudence ends.

Let buns and sugar for the future charm;

These will delight, and feed, and work no harm—

While Punch, the grinning, merry imp of sin,

Invites th' unwary wanderer to a kiss,

Smiles in his face, as though he meant him bliss,

Then, like an alligator, drags him in.