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They’re so shit they don’t belong in the Premiership, but they’ve had a well-respected mob called the Subway Crew for years. We had it with them in the cup last week, there were loads of blades everywhere and we were throwing bottles and bricks over the fat blue line (aka the Old Bill). Traditionally, Wolves are some of the worst dressers in the country. I had to go to court up there once, and me and my mates were approached by some oik who asked us if we were solicitors—as if they’d never seen a defendant dressed in a suit. Actually, that reminds me of one my favourite jokes: What do you call a scouser in a suit? The defendant. What do you call a scouser in a three-bedroom house? A burglar.