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like, don’t you? Of course you do, you’ve seen eyes before. And not only have you seen eyes

before, but you’ve actually got eyes, haven’t you? So you’ve seen eyes with your own eyes and you know how big they are, more or less, right? Well, the thing about these eyes of Gavin the giant’s, this is what you have to understand – the thing about his eyes was, OK, look, I’m not going to lie to you, I have no idea how big

Gavin the giant’s eyes were, I really haven’t got any idea at all. But I bet you’re curious to

know how big his nose was, aren’t you? And if you are, then you’re in for an astonishing treat,

because Gavin the giant’s nose, you see, Gavin the giant’s nose was – OK, hold on.

Imagine a normal person’s nose is about the size of an apricot, can you imagine that? Let’s say that most people have a nose the

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