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size of an apricot, that’s a good way to start.

Now, bearing in mind that a normal person’s

nose is about the size of one apricot, one single,

delicious apricot that you might find down the

greengrocer’s, or growing on a tree, actually do

apricots grow on trees? Or more on bushes? I’m

not sure, I know that tomatoes grow on these little kind of plants with stalks on, tomatoes are nice, aren’t they?

I like tomatoes.

Anyway, here’s the thing: imagine that a normal person’s nose is about the size of one apricot (or roughly three cherry tomatoes). Now, by comparison, Gavin the giant’s nose was NOT the size of one apricot, it was bigger than that. How much bigger? I don’t know.

Let’s start again.

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