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THE

MASSIVE GIANT AND THE FLEA

W

ay, way back in the distant past,

Lamonic Bibber was just a few huts

and a warlock who lived on Boaster’s Hill,

turning hats into nightingales. Now, I know this

is going to surprise some of you but there was

a giant who lived in those days, and I bet you can’t guess his name, but it was Gavin.

Now, a lot of people, when they first hear

about Gavin the giant, like you are doing now – hearing about Gavin the giant for the first time,

I mean – a lot of people immediately want to

know all the details. They want to know how big

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