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My Daddy said to my Mummy the other day:

“Did you know there are pros and cons of being married to me?”

She said, “Really? Shocking? Do tell?"

He said, "Con: I am an asshole. Pro: I am your asshole."

Mummy rolled her eyes (some day I want to learn that trick), hugged me closer, kissed me and said, “Well, then I guess I am really blessed to have Buddy.”

Thanks, Daddy…I think you forgot the other, more important, “pro”…I get hugs and kisses from Mummy!

By the way, what is an “asshole”?