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Team Sheet

MR UNBELIEVABLE!

TIME: MONDAY NIGHT, KICK-OFF 8.00 P.M.

WHERE: FRATTON PARK, VALLEY PARADE, ELLAND ROAD, WEMBLEY AND MANY, MANY MORE…

HEROES

Kammy… Himself
Anne… Mrs Kammy
Ben, Jack… The Kammettes
Albert Kamara… Dad
Irene Kamara… Mam
George… Brother
Maria… Sister
Jeff Stelling… Mr Soccer Saturday
Le Tiss, Thommo, Merse, etc.… The Soccer Saturday panel
Johnny Giles, Eric McMordie… Boyhood heroes
Sir Alex Ferguson… The Best
Vic Wakeling… Sky impresario
Steve Gibson… Boro chairman, schoolpal
Harry Redknapp… Top, top bloke
José Mourinho… The Special One
Sven-Goran Eriksson… Dinner date

SUPPORTING CAST

Howard Wilkinson… Visionar
Ian St John, Frank Burrows… Pompey managers
Stan Bowles… Gambler
Terry Hurlock Hard man
Vinnie Jones… Actor
Gordon Strachan Lee Chapman, etc.… Leeds team-mates
Danny Williams, Bobby Smith, etc.… Swindon managers
Lou Macari… Disciplinarian
Frank McLintock… Brentford manager
Gazza… Genius
Mick Mills… Stoke manager
Alan Ball… World Cup winner
Neil Warnock… Loose cannon
Papa Bouba Diop… The Man Mountain
Geoffrey Richmond… Bradford City chairman
John Hollins’s backside… Goal thief, Arsenal
Radley Smith… Brain surgeon
Frank McAvennie… Injured playboy
Referees… Know-alls
Stephen Bywater… Pottymouth

VILLAINS

Jim Melrose… Opponent
Bobby McGuiness… Dodgy car salesman
Geoffrey Richmond… Bradford City chairman
John Hollins’s backside… Goal thief, Arsena
Radley Smith Brain surgeon
Frank McAvennie… Injured playboy
Referees… Know-alls
Stephen Bywater… Pottymouth
Mr Unbelievable

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