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Contents

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Preface: I Didn’t Have This Book When I Was a Puppy

Things You Can Chase

Begging: A Primer

The Roots of Barks

Swimming

Courageous Dogs in History – Part One

A Connoisseur’s Guide to Shoes

Cats

Building a Kennel

How to Escape Humiliating Costumes

Epic Walks – Part One: The Land Bridge

Interpreting Commands

Poo: An Indelicate Discussion

Escaping Fenced-in Areas

Great Dog Battles – Part One

Questions About the World

How to Pick a Pill out of Peanut Butter

Foul Smells Every Dog Should Roll in

Literature

Constellations

Courageous Dogs in History – Part Two

How to Choose and Bury a Bone

Squirrels

What to Do During a Thunderstorm

Epic Walks – Part Two: The Argo

Riding in a Car

Dog Jobs

What’s Edible?

Territory – What It Is, Why It’s Yours and Why You Must Defend It at All Costs

The Origin of Parks

Sounds They Can’t Hear

Five Things Every Dog Should Have

The Formal Rules of Fetch

Great Dog Battles – Part Two

Bitches

How to Make Your Owner Look Like an Idiot

Living with the Creatures That Live on You

Bath Time

Pavlov

Making Toys out of Household Items

Finding Your Place in the Pack

Chase Dreams

Landmark Canine Performances in Cinema

Epic Walks – Part Three: Chelmsford

Building a Bed out of Your Owner’s Laundry

A Brief History of Dogs in Man Wars

Tracking

Courageous Dogs in History – Part Three: The Right Stuff

How to Ruin the Perfect Dinner Party

Creative Pee Stains

The Lost Art of the Pheasant Hunt

Training a New Human

Performing

Park Legends

The Greatest Scratching Position in the World

Dog Tags

Acknowledgements

About the authors

About the Illustrator

Copyright

About the Publisher