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Crack-Ups!

What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?

NECK-tarines! HA HA HA!

What game does a slice of pizza like to play?

Tic-tac-DOUGH! LOL!

Where do plants take naps?

In FLOWER BEDS!

What’s an astronaut’s favorite day of the week?

MOON-day!

Zoe: When is a bed bad?

Joey: When it encourages you to lie!

Where do chickens like to eat?

At the ROOSTER-ant!

HA HA HA!

Alex: What is at the end of the road?

Alexis: The letter D!

What kind of computer does a frog use?

A LEAP-top! GUFFAW!

What do you have to remember to do to the closet doors?

CLOTHES them!

Why did the bee get a prize?

For good BEE-havior! LOL!

Jim: Why did the firefly feel sick?

Kim: It had GLOWING pains!

Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?

A: Wrong! LOL!

What word is always pronounced right?

Com’on, you can guess this one, right?!

What bird can lift the most weight?

A crane!

What kind of berry has a sore throat?

A RASPY-berry! :)

What is the correct way to get down from a horse?

You can’t get down from a horse. You get DOWN from a DUCK!

What should a teacher know before teaching his class?

More than the class! LOL!

Jaxon: What does a queen do in a fire?

Jessica: Stop, drop, and RULE!

Why isn’t a nose twelve inches long?

Because then it would be a FOOT! LOL!

Why was the rattlesnake so popular?

It had a great POISON-ality!

What do you call a hog’s autobiography?

A PIG-tale!

Colton: What’s a reporter’s favorite food?

Cameron: Ice cream. They love to get a scoop! ROTFL!

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Because she can’t sit down!

What kind of bugs are found in an apartment building?

Occup-ANTS!

Moe: What do you call a cow with four short legs?

Joe: A COW-ch!

Q: What did the bee say to the rose?

A: “You’re my best bud!”

What’s the best way to keep a popsicle from melting?

Eat it! GUFFAW!

How many feet are in a yard?

That depends on how many people are standing in it!

Amelia: What do you do before getting off your bicycle?

Zoe: Get on it!

What’s a cow’s favorite day of the week?

MOOS-day!

What day are you most likely to get a tummy ache?

MOAN-day!

What did the man do when he broke his foot?

He called the TOE truck! HA HA HA!

Moe: Why did the cow cross the road?

Joe: She wanted to go to the MOO-vies!

What do you call a rabbit who thinks positive?

A HOP-timist!