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A Hoot and a Half!

What’s the best day to adopt a rescue kitten?

CAT-urday!

Leah: What did the mamma train say to the baby train?

Mia: “CHEW-CHEW your food!”

What does a robin serve at parties?

BIRD-day cake!

What fruit is yellow and blue?

A sad banana!

Q: What can’t you eat for breakfast?

A: Lunch and dinner! LOL!

Bev: What did the sesame seed say to the hamburger bun?

Kev: “I’m on a ROLL!”

What does a motorcycle rider order at a hotel?

V-ROOM service! :)

What kind of vehicle does a golfer drive?

A FORE-by-FORE! ROTFL!

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a BUNNY-moon!

What did the third base coach tell the baseball player?

“There’s no place like HOME!” HA HA HA!

Bella: What do you call a pair of chickens?

Stella: Two O’CLUCK!

Eli: How do you get a truck without an engine to run?

Levi: Put a hill under it!

What do you get when you combine a computer with a cashew?

The inter-NUT! CHORTLE!

What does the class clown wear to school?

A TEE-HEE shirt!

What veggie does a phone like to eat?

CELL-ery!

What’s a lion’s favorite fruit?

GRRR-apes!