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ОглавлениеFunny as a Barrel
of Monkeys!
What’s a police officer’s favorite food?
Corn on the COP! :)
Why do bears have fur and live in a cave?
So you can tell them apart from grapes! CHORTLE!
Larry: Where does January come after February?
Mary: In the dictionary!
Why kind of cow likes to play baseball?
A base-BULL!
What do baseball players put in front
of their houses?
A welcome MITT! LOL!
Why don’t cows vacation on cruise ships?
They get MOO-tion sickness!
What’s a dog’s favorite snack?
PUP-corn!
Q: What did the mosquito say to its kid at bedtime?
A: “Good BITE!”
What do you say to your teacher the last day of school?
“Keep in TEACH!”
When you are at the top of a ladder, what continent do you see?
You’re up! (Europe!)
Griff: What tool do you use to build a playground?
Biff: A SEE-saw! CHORTLE!
What kind of school did the bee go to?
BUZZ-ness school!
This: What did the dad snake do when he put his kid to bed?
That: Gave her a good-night HISS!
Which is the tallest building in town?
The library. It has the most stories!
