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Introduction

The White Hart or the Country Squire?

Which pub is for you?

‘He’s next…’

The rituals of queuing and buying a round

‘Two pints of bitter and a lager top’

What does your drink say about you?

‘Can I have a straight glass?’

Which glass to use for which drink

‘That’s Charlie’s seat’

Old Boys and other locals

Where to sit?

The bar, the table, the beer garden?

‘Fancy a game of darts, mate?’

Pub games, teams and quizzes

Don’t touch the nuts

Bar snacks and food

This is my gaff!’

The guv’nor and bar staff

‘Free beer tomorrow’

The baffling world of pub style

‘This one’s for Louise’

Music in pubs

‘Excuse me mate, I can’t see the game’

Pubs and sport

The toilets

The rules of the gents’ and ladies’

Smokers

Standing out in the cold

‘Nice rack, darling’

Barmaids and boobs

‘Wash yoour neem?’

Drunks and drunkenness

‘Time, gentlemen, please’

Last orders and home time


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