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8. Even with the kleptomania, I was the perfect boyfriend.
ОглавлениеWhen I put on my silk suit and pince-nez,
I hap to think upon the treading verse
of McCawmber Hextall. ‘Hush, pale stone,
there’ll be no more magnets for you!’
Oh, I enjoyed the poster stand in Sears,
so much so I spent a Christmas Eve
in the juvie docket the same day I smacked
Manny Destrine just for being Manny.
I would have stolen a bedroom poster
of Carolyn Forché if I’d seen the jacket
photo from The Country Between Us —
I settled for Kathy Ireland all the same.
In the can, I wrote my very worst poem.
The poem went, ‘I know where you live, pig,’
and basically just repeated that line.
Hush, pale stone, I live in the hip Plateau.