Читать книгу Li'l Bastard - David McGimpsey - Страница 16

A knife in the back is just the adult

version of acne. It will clear up.

Faster, if you learn to mix gin with gin.

Faster, if you drape mirrors in burlap.

The words you wrote look good in a shredder:

‘If only I didn’t join that knife club!’

and ‘If only I objected to adding

the phrase I will be stabbed to our vows.’

Acceptance is the philosophical concept

that eases long grief and allows someone

to consider tan slacks as their destiny.

That Taylor Swift song is not about you.

Healing is just a word for understanding

how I was right and you were unright-like.

Taylor Swift would not use the word ‘douchey,’

and Applebee’s would just ask you to leave.